So, last night my husband had a little too much to drink. I woke up to a weird sound in the middle of the night and my husband was peeing on my treadmill!! I was like
"HEY!!! You're pissing all over my treadmill"
Him: "I KNOW!"
Me: "That cost us $1000 go pee in the damn bathroom!"
Him: "JEEZ!" Trots off like its my fault for disrupting his pissing session.
I get up out of bed, grab a towel and start cleaning off the treadmill, he flops down on the bed in the middle and I ask him if he is going to move over so I can lay down and he goes "nuh ah". I was like are you serious right now? Grabbed my pillow and slept on the couch.
This morning rolls around, he had NO IDEA that he did any of that. In fact, he started laughing when I told him. Holy jeez!!!
Anyone else's husbands get drunk and do stupid stuff like that?