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Posted by on Aug. 28, 2012 at 7:52 PM
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I have no job and recieve PA.  At the beginning of the month I sell my FS and then I go off to the coach outlet to buy a new purse or two.  I also rely on men who aren't related to my kids to provide for them.  I'm not a whore, cuz I don't sleep with them.  I just flirt with them until they happy buy meals for all 12 of my kids then I drop them off on the corner.  When I come home, I put the food on the table then crack open a soda and fill the baby's bottle (he's 9 months).  Then I prop the bottle while I go watch my cable tv.  The other day I got a ticket for driving with my 2 year old in my lap.  I don't know what was wrong with that cop.  I sold the airbag out of my cadillac, she would have been fine if we go into an accident.  She was sharing a seatbelt with me too. I mean seriously what could go wrong? I am currently trying to trap my rich boyfriend into taking care of me and the kids by putting pinholes in all of his condoms.  So far no pregnancy but I know it will happen.  I sometimes sell pot on the side and I don't care if my kids are around when my deals go down.  They gotta learn about economics somehow.  My 12 year old will be entering the "family business" as I like to call it this year instead of going to school.  Now he can finally start pulling his weight in the family.  I already told him that he would live to regret it if he ratted me out if he got caught.  So no worries there. You may not agree with my life but I do what I want, whether you think its wrong or right.  Bash away bitches!

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Josie_P
by Josie on Aug. 28, 2012 at 7:53 PM

You're supposed to be anon.

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Aug. 28, 2012 at 7:54 PM

of course

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Aug. 28, 2012 at 7:54 PM

LOL and not announce it as "trolling'

Quoting Josie_P:

You're supposed to be anon.


CheesyKitty
by Platinum Member on Aug. 28, 2012 at 7:54 PM
5 moms liked this
Awww it's a baby troll! Still learning to walk!


Quoting Josie_P:

You're supposed to be anon.


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Josie_P
by Josie on Aug. 28, 2012 at 7:55 PM

That too LOL!

Quoting Anonymous:

LOL and not announce it as "trolling'

Quoting Josie_P:

You're supposed to be anon.



treystiredmommy
by Member on Aug. 28, 2012 at 7:56 PM

I didn't go anon only because I was afraid someone would actually believe me on here

Quoting Josie_P:

You're supposed to be anon.


faeriemom1972
by Platinum Member on Aug. 28, 2012 at 7:56 PM

Well, that's 30 seconds I'll never get back.

anyotherday
by Platinum Member on Aug. 28, 2012 at 7:57 PM

good on ya

faeriemom1972
by Platinum Member on Aug. 28, 2012 at 7:57 PM

lol, in about 4 hours and after many cocktails, I'll believe anything.

Quoting treystiredmommy:

I didn't go anon only because I was afraid someone would actually believe me on here

Quoting Josie_P:

You're supposed to be anon.



ColtsFan1912
by Panhead on Aug. 28, 2012 at 7:59 PM

Putting trolling in the title kinda defeats the purpose.

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