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*UPDATE*Does your little one have a winkie or a cooter or a teetee or a whowho?

Posted by on Aug. 28, 2012 at 10:30 PM
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FFS, it's a vagina/vulva or a penis. Do you not teach your child their parts? Do you not see how this could cause problems?

What do you call it?

UPDATE -

i think a lot of you guys are missing the boat.

you are supposed to teach young children proper names in case they get sexually abused. this is widely taught in parenting classes and for certification to become a foster parent.

the authorites can not always make a case out of "teacher touched my cookie" as they can out of "teacher touched my vagina/vulva".

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Maddyjoy3
by on Aug. 28, 2012 at 10:35 PM
DS calls his a zizi... LOL It's his DADS fault DD well she's got a vagina..
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Aug. 28, 2012 at 10:35 PM

Nope, my sons have penises.  If I had a daughter it would be vulva and vagina.

Thelmama
by Ruby Member on Aug. 28, 2012 at 10:35 PM

My kids know the proper names.  But usually call them "my private parts" caue they get embarrassed.  My littlest one calls it her "hmm hmm". LOL. We have taught them the right names, can't make them say it.  LOL

phantomphan
by Gold Member on Aug. 28, 2012 at 10:35 PM
I think my age is showing. Lol

Quoting KeepJeep:

This is awesome!!! Lol!




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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Aug. 28, 2012 at 10:36 PM
It's their privates
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Aug. 28, 2012 at 10:36 PM
My dd has a Vagina & my ds has a Penis what do yours have!?
KrissyKC
by Platinum Member on Aug. 28, 2012 at 10:36 PM

u know the same moms that complain about NOT calling it a vagina and a penis are the moms who have silly nicknames for their kids or their kids' favorite toy or blanket.

My kids know the correct term, but they prefer to use the term "privates" or something else.


Thelmama
by Ruby Member on Aug. 28, 2012 at 10:36 PM

or ocasionally a pee pee is referred to, but usually private parts. My littlest told me once "Mommy I fell on my privacies" LOL It was cute.

CBMMOM
by Silver Member on Aug. 28, 2012 at 10:36 PM


Quoting 3PinkRibbons:

my daughters have vaginas.. or vah jay jays.. fucking Oprah.  

but as a joke, dd2 kept calling hers "cheese & crackers"..  idk where it came from or why she said it, but it stuck.  

 That's a funny little story. : )

numonestunar
by Gold Member on Aug. 28, 2012 at 10:36 PM
Nope. We use proper terms.
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