DH claims that sex fixes everything.

[Anonymous]

"I have a hangnail"

"I'm hungry"

"The car broke down"

"We are out of peanut butter"

He claims that sex will make all of them, and many more things, better. Tonight I took off my wedding ring to polish it and then fell asleep on the bed with it on my chest. When I woke up, the ring was gone. DH said "I know how we can find it" and crawled into bed with me.

Guess what? In the middle of having sex he whispered in my ear, "I see your ring on the floor..........I told you so."

Lol, I'll be damned, it worked.

[Anonymous]

Please tell him to call my husband and let him know this fact.  We haven't had sex in 6 years.  Yes. It is true.

[justahousewife]

It doesn't exactly fix it but it sure makes you feel better. What sucks is when you get a big fat no when you're trying to make things better. Makes you want to kick his ass out the door. As if having sex takes that much out of your day.

[aimhawk]

If I have a headache DH always says he has something to fix it. Lol. It usually does.

[MsLadyBlue]

wow lol

[Anonymous]

Heck, I only need it to fix one thing...lol

[MarShy740]

DH says the same thing! He goes I have a headache let's have sex!

[lauraschatz]

Nothing would ever get solved in my house if that were true!

[maracoles]

That is so funny!!!

[Kaya529]

I like your husbands way of thinking.

[AmaliaD]

lol