"I have a hangnail"
"The car broke down"
"We are out of peanut butter"
He claims that sex will make all of them, and many more things, better. Tonight I took off my wedding ring to polish it and then fell asleep on the bed with it on my chest. When I woke up, the ring was gone. DH said "I know how we can find it" and crawled into bed with me.
Guess what? In the middle of having sex he whispered in my ear, "I see your ring on the floor..........I told you so."
Lol, I'll be damned, it worked.