Omg talk about all most peeing yourself. I had to go outside to the shed to get a Allen wrench out of the tool box to lower dd's crib. While I was out there I decided I would have a cigarette. I don't smoke in my house. I know its a bad habit but it is the only time I usually get to myself. Anyways I sit down and I am minding my own business and all of a sudden I feel something on my foot. I look down and it was a effing snake slithering across my foot. I kick my foot in a major freak out while screaming for Dh. He comes to the door and is like what. I told him a effing snake just slithered across my foot. He burst out laughing. I demanded for him to find it and kill it since I have no clue if it was poisonous or not but I don't need it hanging around my back door. Me and my kids go in and out that door. And my dogs. So Dh finds it and says it harmless. And didn't kill it. Instead the asshat picks it up and starts walking my way. I run into the house so fast I almost knock my 5yr old over. And that asshat and my older two boys are laughing so hard the could even catch their breath. I am scared to death of snakes, spiders, mice and the dark.