This weekend we were all drinking and we were talking about the mace my stepdad got all us girls. So my dh the "big macho military man" thought it was cheap mace and convinced my sister to spray him on the face. Haha turns out it was the good stuff and burnt like hell. I threw a glass of water in his face and he washed it in a tub of milk. He also starts yelling at me to fill the "bath tank" I was laughing so hard at him I couldn't breath, my sister is apologizing over and over. I finai manage to say "we don't have a bath tank but ill fill the tub" as I stumble down the hall laughing. He ended up n the shower and felt better. Turns out he wasn't so tough and says if he had read the ingredients he never would have done it!!! I thought it was funny!!!
What stupid things has your dh done??