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the things you thought you would never say before kids ETA

Anonymous
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Ds- mom there is poop coming out of my butthole O.o
Me- thats what happens.. Lol
No you may not pinch my boob
Tampons are not toys!
Please dont try to ride the dog
No mommy dont have a.weiner and no you can not see what I have
Dont pull your brothers penis
The cat dont like toliet baths
The dog does not like to share food so STAY THE HELL OUT OF IT!!


Add your own :)

ETA- No we can not spray paint the cat lime green
The toliet is not optional you must pee IN it not on it.
We do not push grandma bc she is walking slow
Just bc you are breastfed doesnt mean the lady behind the counter needs to see my nipple when you are trying to pull my boob out if my shirt(dd 1yrs old)
Mamas make up is for me and not for you/your dolls/your toys/bed/walls
No you may not lock your sister outside
Posted by Anonymous on Sep. 16, 2012 at 9:06 PM
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lil_momma0911
by Member on Sep. 16, 2012 at 9:08 PM
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Put the cat down!
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mariesmama
by on Sep. 16, 2012 at 9:19 PM
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leave your dresser alone! she likes to empty it

MrsNewman
by on Sep. 16, 2012 at 9:20 PM
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The trash can is not a treasure chest. 


funny_girl3
by Platinum Member on Sep. 16, 2012 at 9:21 PM
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Take your face away from your sister's feet.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Sep. 16, 2012 at 9:21 PM
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My kids consider the cat a toy. Lol


Quoting lil_momma0911:

Put the cat down!


CBMMOM
by Gold Member on Sep. 16, 2012 at 9:22 PM
17 moms liked this

Never use my pads for a wall border around your room again.

MOMMY2ACR
by Gold Member on Sep. 16, 2012 at 9:22 PM
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Don't put your finger in my nose! Lol
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Sep. 16, 2012 at 9:24 PM
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Yes son girls can fart.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Sep. 16, 2012 at 9:24 PM
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The toilet is not a toddler sized water park!
wilesmomma
by Gold Member on Sep. 16, 2012 at 9:24 PM
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There is nothing wrong with anyone's vaginas!
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