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the things you thought you would never say before kids ETA

Posted by Anonymous   + Show Post
Ds- mom there is poop coming out of my butthole O.o
Me- thats what happens.. Lol
No you may not pinch my boob
Tampons are not toys!
Please dont try to ride the dog
No mommy dont have a.weiner and no you can not see what I have
Dont pull your brothers penis
The cat dont like toliet baths
The dog does not like to share food so STAY THE HELL OUT OF IT!!


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ETA- No we can not spray paint the cat lime green
The toliet is not optional you must pee IN it not on it.
We do not push grandma bc she is walking slow
Just bc you are breastfed doesnt mean the lady behind the counter needs to see my nipple when you are trying to pull my boob out if my shirt(dd 1yrs old)
Mamas make up is for me and not for you/your dolls/your toys/bed/walls
No you may not lock your sister outside
Posted by Anonymous on Sep. 16, 2012 at 9:06 PM
Replies (31-40):
livelaughlov26
by on Sep. 16, 2012 at 10:04 PM
Stop touching yourself!
Don't.bite my.foot!
Don't.try and.touch your dads penis!
He's 14.months
ltmana
by on Sep. 16, 2012 at 10:04 PM
1 mom liked this
"did she poop yet today?"
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squeekers
by Platinum Member on Sep. 16, 2012 at 10:04 PM
1 mom liked this

 black magic marker is for paper NOT walls.

i'm a happy Humanist.
question everything, except your mother.
i dont like to use capital letters.
moosesmom
by Ruby Member on Sep. 16, 2012 at 10:05 PM
2 moms liked this

And my favorite...

"Those are not band-aids!!!" <----panty liners :-/

Barronbaby
by Brandi on Sep. 16, 2012 at 10:05 PM
Your baby brother is not a horsie so get off him!

We don't shove playdoh in our nose

Seriously you would rather eat a crayon over your poptart

No mommy isn't a good boy Shes a good girl

Dd we don't put baby dresses on your brother

Dd he is not a baby doll so get that newborn diaper off of him! (Dd did this to DS when he was 2)

Ugh why do you insist poop is for painting
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CrimsonGrace
by Gold Member on Sep. 16, 2012 at 10:05 PM
Please don't lick your sister's head.
No, you cannot climb on top of the refrigerator.
No, don't eat dog food.
Get out of the dryer.
Yes, everyone must wash their butt.
Don't put tape on the dog.
Stop licking the window.
Don't lick the carpet.

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TraceyMR
by Platinum Member on Sep. 16, 2012 at 10:05 PM

Honey, do NOT bite the dog.

moosesmom
by Ruby Member on Sep. 16, 2012 at 10:06 PM

Bahaha! Haven't we all said this?

Quoting livelaughlov26:

Stop touching yourself!
Don't.bite my.foot!
Don't.try and.touch your dads penis!
He's 14.months


CampClan
by Platinum Member on Sep. 16, 2012 at 10:06 PM


Quoting harpsichord:

"There's an Elmo in my purse."

HAHAHA OMG when I was shopping back at Christmas time with my now 3yo DS he was rummaging through my purse. I asked him what he was looking for & he nonchalantly said "a hippopatomus"! I didn't even have a toy hippo in there but he was clearly looking for one!

Anonymous
by Anonymous 7 on Sep. 16, 2012 at 10:06 PM
Get your finger out of your nose!
Stop taking things out of the trash barrel!
Don't eat things you find on the floor!
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