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the things you thought you would never say before kids ETA

Posted by Anonymous   + Show Post
Ds- mom there is poop coming out of my butthole O.o
Me- thats what happens.. Lol
No you may not pinch my boob
Tampons are not toys!
Please dont try to ride the dog
No mommy dont have a.weiner and no you can not see what I have
Dont pull your brothers penis
The cat dont like toliet baths
The dog does not like to share food so STAY THE HELL OUT OF IT!!


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ETA- No we can not spray paint the cat lime green
The toliet is not optional you must pee IN it not on it.
We do not push grandma bc she is walking slow
Just bc you are breastfed doesnt mean the lady behind the counter needs to see my nipple when you are trying to pull my boob out if my shirt(dd 1yrs old)
Mamas make up is for me and not for you/your dolls/your toys/bed/walls
No you may not lock your sister outside
Posted by Anonymous on Sep. 16, 2012 at 9:06 PM
Replies (41-50):
mvbullock
by Bronze Member on Sep. 16, 2012 at 10:06 PM

Don't play in your brother/sister's pee! (peed on the floor after bath before I could get a diaper on them)

cherrywaves21
by on Sep. 16, 2012 at 10:06 PM
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Just let me get the bug out of your mouth, here have a crackers instead.

No don't swallow the bug, you know what screw it it's small enough.

Omg stop drinking the toilet water,mommy just wanted to brush her teeth.

Oh, he's only 9 months old lol.
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Barronbaby
by Brandi on Sep. 16, 2012 at 10:06 PM
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Oh my favorite! Why oh why must you attach yourself to my leg! My youngest likes to hug my leg all day
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 8 on Sep. 16, 2012 at 10:07 PM
Tell your invisible friend it's time to go home because you need to eat dinner.

You are too big to ride the dog!

Don't stick that up your nose

Don't eat out of the garbage!
JakesMom712
by Ruby Member on Sep. 16, 2012 at 10:07 PM
Don't put that up your nose

Stop playing with your weewee

Dont play in the toilet

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Anonymous
by Anonymous 9 on Sep. 16, 2012 at 10:07 PM
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Don't touch the dogs weiner.
asmalltowngirl
by Platinum Member on Sep. 16, 2012 at 10:07 PM
2 moms liked this
We do not lick the sink.

The dog is not a mattress

Stop digging in your butt

Do you need to go potty

Wipe your own butt

Please stop smelling my armpit

Your sister is not a pillow

Stop licking me

We don't share ice cream with the dog.

No, you may not eat your dinner like Marley (dog) eats
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JZB
by Gold Member on Sep. 16, 2012 at 10:08 PM

Yes, showers are a daily requirement


nautired
by Bronze Member on Sep. 16, 2012 at 10:08 PM
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Don't write on your brother's head. Stop looking at each other then! That's not food!
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rnmom4lif
by on Sep. 16, 2012 at 10:08 PM

stop licking your brother!

hes a dog, not a horse!

dont eat the dog food!

stop poking my boobs!

no girls dont pee out of thier butt.

dont stick your penis in anything!

get your underwear off your head!

no my maxipads are not giant bandaids!

stoping looking at your brother!


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