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the things you thought you would never say before kids ETA

Posted by Anonymous   + Show Post
Ds- mom there is poop coming out of my butthole O.o
Me- thats what happens.. Lol
No you may not pinch my boob
Tampons are not toys!
Please dont try to ride the dog
No mommy dont have a.weiner and no you can not see what I have
Dont pull your brothers penis
The cat dont like toliet baths
The dog does not like to share food so STAY THE HELL OUT OF IT!!


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ETA- No we can not spray paint the cat lime green
The toliet is not optional you must pee IN it not on it.
We do not push grandma bc she is walking slow
Just bc you are breastfed doesnt mean the lady behind the counter needs to see my nipple when you are trying to pull my boob out if my shirt(dd 1yrs old)
Mamas make up is for me and not for you/your dolls/your toys/bed/walls
No you may not lock your sister outside
Posted by Anonymous on Sep. 16, 2012 at 9:06 PM
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MeggieK44
by Member on Sep. 20, 2012 at 8:53 PM
"stop playing with daddy's nipples"
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 41 on Sep. 21, 2012 at 10:12 PM
Keep your hands out of your diaper!! ( ds constantly touches his penis)
Huera620
by on Sep. 21, 2012 at 11:37 PM
I lmao when I read, "we don't push Grandma because she is walking slow". Hahahahaha!! I was picturing a child doing that and then using that as there rationalization
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