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my confession

Anonymous
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I was in the store tonight (about an hour ago, actually), when my stomach started rumbling. Uh oh! I knew that meant my dinner wasn't agreeing with me, & I better get to the bathroom FAST. Well as I get the door to the ladies (well a couple feet away) some bitch comes out of nowhere & cuts me off to get in there. So I have 2 choices: wait for her (not knowing how long she'll be) or go in the men's room & PRAY no guys come in. So I chose the men's room. When I sat down, I noticed I had had an accident in my undies, so those would have to be taken off & rinsed & I would be going home commando. So after I *sigh* get used to that thought, a little kid comes in & tries to get in the stall. I try to deepen my voice to tell him someone's in there, but I'm sure my flower purse on the floor was a dead give away lol. So I finish, rinse out undies, & leave the men's room only to run into a store manager coming out of the ladies'! I was mortified! I explained that I had a "bathroom emergency" & someone was in the ladies'. Thank goodness she understood.

Has this ever happened to anyone else or am I the lone freak who has seen what a public men's room looks like? Btw, it's cleaner & has a condom machine lol.


Edit: thanks to the ladies who didn't make me feel more like well shit than I already do. To the ladies who laughed or worse: karma will bite you in the ass one day & you'll post on here cryin about it. And I will pop in your post & laugh my ass off.
Posted by Anonymous on Sep. 19, 2012 at 9:30 PM
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MissLoveLyfe
by ShellBell on Sep. 19, 2012 at 9:31 PM
Eww
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Sep. 19, 2012 at 9:31 PM
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No I stopped shitting myself by age 3...

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Sep. 19, 2012 at 9:33 PM

thats fuckin gross dude

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Sep. 19, 2012 at 9:33 PM
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Well sorry that I had my gallbladder removed & don't know what food will affect me & when or how.

Quoting Anonymous:

No I stopped shitting myself by age 3...

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Sep. 19, 2012 at 9:34 PM
I have used a men's bathroom before. When you gotta go, you gotta go!!
anonymous69890
by on Sep. 19, 2012 at 9:35 PM
Sorry :(

Quoting Anonymous:

Well sorry that I had my gallbladder removed & don't know what food will affect me & when or how.



Quoting Anonymous:

No I stopped shitting myself by age 3...

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MissLoveLyfe
by ShellBell on Sep. 19, 2012 at 9:35 PM
Lol, I had my gallbladder removed and never shit myself.

Quoting Anonymous:

Well sorry that I had my gallbladder removed & don't know what food will affect me & when or how.



Quoting Anonymous:

No I stopped shitting myself by age 3...

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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Sep. 19, 2012 at 9:36 PM
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Well good for you. Here's your fucking medal for having the perfect fucking body that NEVER betrays you!

Quoting MissLoveLyfe:

Lol, I had my gallbladder removed and never shit myself.



Quoting Anonymous:

Well sorry that I had my gallbladder removed & don't know what food will affect me & when or how.





Quoting Anonymous:

No I stopped shitting myself by age 3...

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Sep. 19, 2012 at 9:36 PM
I have when drunk at the bar but never sober LOL
MissLoveLyfe
by ShellBell on Sep. 19, 2012 at 9:38 PM
Lmao, stop making me laugh so fucking hard, my SO is looking at me funny.

Quoting Anonymous:

Well good for you. Here's your fucking medal for having the perfect fucking body that NEVER betrays you!



Quoting MissLoveLyfe:

Lol, I had my gallbladder removed and never shit myself.





Quoting Anonymous:

Well sorry that I had my gallbladder removed & don't know what food will affect me & when or how.







Quoting Anonymous:

No I stopped shitting myself by age 3...

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