I was in the store tonight (about an hour ago, actually), when my stomach started rumbling. Uh oh! I knew that meant my dinner wasn't agreeing with me, & I better get to the bathroom FAST. Well as I get the door to the ladies (well a couple feet away) some bitch comes out of nowhere & cuts me off to get in there. So I have 2 choices: wait for her (not knowing how long she'll be) or go in the men's room & PRAY no guys come in. So I chose the men's room. When I sat down, I noticed I had had an accident in my undies, so those would have to be taken off & rinsed & I would be going home commando. So after I *sigh* get used to that thought, a little kid comes in & tries to get in the stall. I try to deepen my voice to tell him someone's in there, but I'm sure my flower purse on the floor was a dead give away lol. So I finish, rinse out undies, & leave the men's room only to run into a store manager coming out of the ladies'! I was mortified! I explained that I had a "bathroom emergency" & someone was in the ladies'. Thank goodness she understood.
Has this ever happened to anyone else or am I the lone freak who has seen what a public men's room looks like? Btw, it's cleaner & has a condom machine lol.
Edit: thanks to the ladies who didn't make me feel more like well shit than I already do. To the ladies who laughed or worse: karma will bite you in the ass one day & you'll post on here cryin about it. And I will pop in your post & laugh my ass off.