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I dyed my infants sonds hair.

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He had red hair, and red haired people are full of anger and they lie, so I dyed it brown.  He looks more like my child now, the dye put a few red patches on his scalp, but he likes the way he looks.  He told me he thinks he is handsome.  That is all.

Posted by Anonymous on Sep. 24, 2012 at 1:23 AM
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o.O....
by Cara on Sep. 24, 2012 at 1:29 AM

In his exact words how did he tell you that he's handsome? lol

angie729
by Ruby Member on Sep. 24, 2012 at 1:30 AM

Ummmm ok....can we see a pic?

o.O....
by Cara on Sep. 24, 2012 at 1:30 AM

Just because you dye it doesn't mean he all of a sudden gets a soul.

BelleVernonGirl
by Gold Member on Sep. 24, 2012 at 1:30 AM


Quoting stressedmama24:

Probably so lol! That Martha shit is ridiculous!


Quoting BelleVernonGirl:

This is the same troll that just picked her son up from "Martha"  no doubt in my mind....



I get so sick of trolls...they ruin every website I post on...and it's all b/c we let them...you know it's a lie so why feed them...

kyuteangl88
by on Sep. 24, 2012 at 1:31 AM
Good choice, you gotta watch out for gingers.
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1214Choc
by on Sep. 24, 2012 at 1:31 AM

This is the best story that you could come up with?

ltmana
by on Sep. 24, 2012 at 1:32 AM
I have a strap on, therefore I'm a male! Fuck genetics! Ftw!
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hyper_bunny
by Gold Member on Sep. 24, 2012 at 1:32 AM

LOL I can almost hear the sarcasm in this post. You can come up with a better one than that mama. 

rgba
by Ruby Member on Sep. 24, 2012 at 1:32 AM
I worry that some of them aren't trolls, and are really batshit crazy mothers :(


Quoting BelleVernonGirl:



Quoting stressedmama24:

Probably so lol! That Martha shit is ridiculous!



Quoting BelleVernonGirl:


This is the same troll that just picked her son up from "Martha"  no doubt in my mind....




I get so sick of trolls...they ruin every website I post on...and it's all b/c we let them...you know it's a lie so why feed them...


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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Sep. 24, 2012 at 1:33 AM
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He said, "Mother, oh my how handsome do I look now? I am no longer a firecrotched ginger. I love you mother."

Quoting o.O....:

In his exact words how did he tell you that he's handsome? lol


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