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I fart & it stinks... Ask me anything

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Posted by Anonymous on Sep. 25, 2012 at 10:54 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Sep. 26, 2012 at 6:31 AM
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i did, and its rare i go into walmart, but if i do, i will fart in the isle, i have yet to enter a walmart bathroom

Quoting Anonymous:

did you see the post this morning about the toddler in the walmart bathroom talking loudly about the lady in the next stalls farts?


Aleta775
by on Sep. 26, 2012 at 6:31 AM

When you fart, does it sound of it change in tone? My Mom has what we always called musical farts because they go up and down in tone as they come out and they are long and steady with no popping.  LOL. I farted the other day and I sounded JUST like my Mom! I couldn't believe it. I fart like my Mom with musical farts. Hahaha.

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Sep. 26, 2012 at 6:32 AM

sometimes they do, last nights fart was just an even tone fart, so earth shaking rumble

Quoting Aleta775:

When you fart, does it sound of it change in tone? My Mom has what we always called musical farts because they go up and down in tone as they come out and they are long and steady with no popping.  LOL. I farted the other day and I sounded JUST like my Mom! I couldn't believe it. I fart like my Mom with musical farts. Hahaha.


Anonymous
by Anonymous on Sep. 26, 2012 at 6:32 AM
Its only me in the bed so nah... I'm out now going to eat some grub then shower. Maybe poop?

Quoting Anonymous:

did you dutch oven?

Quoting Anonymous:

I just farted. In mah bed


Anonymous
by Anonymous on Sep. 26, 2012 at 6:34 AM
I can fart for like 30 seconds straight or longer no stop. can anyone else?
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Sep. 26, 2012 at 6:34 AM

i am pooping as i type all this.

i poop first thing in the morning

then right after my 2nd cup of coffee and then i at least 2 more times during the day.

Quoting Anonymous:

Its only me in the bed so nah... I'm out now going to eat some grub then shower. Maybe poop?

Quoting Anonymous:

did you dutch oven?

Quoting Anonymous:

I just farted. In mah bed



Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Sep. 26, 2012 at 6:35 AM

i never went 30 seconds.  thats awesome.  try to record it one day.  lol

Quoting Anonymous:

I can fart for like 30 seconds straight or longer no stop. can anyone else?


Anonymous
by Anonymous on Sep. 26, 2012 at 6:54 AM
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I need to. I can prolly fart longer than that. My daughters father says I'm the worlds best at farting. He says he's never heard anyone fart like that lmao

Quoting Anonymous:

i never went 30 seconds.  thats awesome.  try to record it one day.  lol

Quoting Anonymous:

I can fart for like 30 seconds straight or longer no stop. can anyone else?


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