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Door-to-door porn sales? WTH

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My DH just had a "Lot Lizard" bang on the window of his truck trying to sell him porn.  Business must be slow.


*Lot Lizards are prostitutes that troll truck stops.  Think of the "Hooker Avenue" of your town and imagine the girls that even it would reject.  Here in the valley, it's Van Buren.  Most are complete crackheads with no teeth.  I never worry.

by on Oct. 3, 2012 at 9:10 PM
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beerebelly
by on Oct. 3, 2012 at 9:14 PM

 What was the porn? Videos?

GirlWSemiAuto
by on Oct. 3, 2012 at 9:15 PM
Yep. My father in law was one of them. He's an absolutely nauseating excuse for a human being.

Quoting crescentstar2:

what's gross is they wouldn't be there if there weren't any takers



Quoting GirlWSemiAuto:

They're so gross. I want to disinfect them, pump then through of antibiotics, put them in a GED class and take em to church. Any church.
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GirlWSemiAuto
by on Oct. 3, 2012 at 9:17 PM
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Poor soul. I wish I could take them back to whatever bad decision put them on that path.
Quoting Anonymous:

Some don't need a GED, we have one here who was a former lawyer. Poor thing now only has two teeth & dirty hair.





Quoting GirlWSemiAuto:

They're so gross. I want to disinfect them, pump then through of antibiotics, put them in a GED class and take em to church. Any church.

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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Oct. 3, 2012 at 9:25 PM
it is sad. She was so good at what she did & had it all. She killed a kid in a car accident when he ran out in frog of her. She went downhill from there.


Quoting GirlWSemiAuto:

Poor soul. I wish I could take them back to whatever bad decision put them on that path.
Quoting Anonymous:

Some don't need a GED, we have one here who was a former lawyer. Poor thing now only has two teeth & dirty hair.








Quoting GirlWSemiAuto:

They're so gross. I want to disinfect them, pump then through of antibiotics, put them in a GED class and take em to church. Any church.


AubreeGrace17
by Platinum Member on Oct. 3, 2012 at 9:26 PM

Yum!

MamaRae85
by *you're on Oct. 3, 2012 at 9:27 PM

throwing up

My husband said they used to come knock on the door all the time before we got married. I lived on the truck with him for a while, so if they saw me, they wouldn't bother most of the time. A few times, though, they'd knock on the door and while they were "pitching" ("hey you want some company?" blech.) I'd sweetly poke my head around the corner and say "Who is it, honey?". They'd skedadle pretty quick. Now, he's not at truck stops too often, thank goodness (usually at well sites instead- restricted access), so he's glad he doesn't have to deal with them.


ARmomOf3
by on Oct. 3, 2012 at 9:27 PM

ahhh "lot lizard" lol

havent heard that term since I lived in Texas.

DuchessScrat
by Platinum Member on Oct. 3, 2012 at 9:28 PM

My oldest just started preschool and we were suppose to sell cookie dough.  I wouldn've tried, but $16 a box?

Quoting crescentstar2:

I just had a my lil neighbor try and sell me cookie dough. to bad the other neighbor girl got me first!


crescentstar2
by Anne on Oct. 3, 2012 at 9:30 PM
yep that's the stuff in little tubs. I don't buy a lot of fund raiser stuff but cookie dough...damn skippy

Quoting DuchessScrat:

My oldest just started preschool and we were suppose to sell cookie dough.  I wouldn've tried, but $16 a box?


Quoting crescentstar2:

I just had a my lil neighbor try and sell me cookie dough. to bad the other neighbor girl got me first!


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DuchessScrat
by Platinum Member on Oct. 3, 2012 at 9:30 PM
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My DH had this one on his truck.  But, the company mechanic removed it:



Quoting beerabitch69:

DH used to have a no lot lizard sticker on his hard hat. Haha.


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