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Door-to-door porn sales? WTH

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My DH just had a "Lot Lizard" bang on the window of his truck trying to sell him porn.  Business must be slow.


*Lot Lizards are prostitutes that troll truck stops.  Think of the "Hooker Avenue" of your town and imagine the girls that even it would reject.  Here in the valley, it's Van Buren.  Most are complete crackheads with no teeth.  I never worry.

by on Oct. 3, 2012 at 9:10 PM
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DuchessScrat
by Platinum Member on Oct. 3, 2012 at 9:32 PM

Yes.  Most drivers have portable DVD players that plug into the cigarette lighters.

Quoting beerebelly:

 What was the porn? Videos?


risa_alvarez
by on Oct. 3, 2012 at 9:35 PM

Wow, she's having to branch out. DH and my dad both had no lot lizard stickers on their truck.

Btw which Valley are you referring to?

DuchessScrat
by Platinum Member on Oct. 3, 2012 at 9:43 PM

Phoenix.  I'm way out in the East Valley though.

Quoting risa_alvarez:

Wow, she's having to branch out. DH and my dad both had no lot lizard stickers on their truck.

Btw which Valley are you referring to?


brittani
by on Oct. 3, 2012 at 9:50 PM
Lot lizards are the worse. I also have to deal ring rats. My dh is a pro wrestler. Think tv not high school. Well this girl started to train with them in a week it came out that one of the guys had slept with her. Then another guy said so did I and then another guy. Turns out she had slept with 4 guys within the first week. Then she tried to sleep with my friends dh who wrestles there big mistake. Dh said to me have you seen her???? She's freaking ugly and discusting and if she tried that crap with me I'd laugh in her face. Now I'm tryin to be rude but she looks like she has downs and her face is just weirdly shaped idk how to explain here. Idk why the guys wanted her. She is like 5' 200 pounds and wears mini skirts with fishnet everything.
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DuchessScrat
by Platinum Member on Oct. 3, 2012 at 10:46 PM

Ring rats, lol!  That's a new one for me.  That girl sounds disgusting.  Any not-so-DHs that give it up to that living petri dish deserve for their dick to fall off.  I just take comfort in knowing that there are diseases out there that haven't been discovered yet.  I'm so much more secure than I used to be, but early in my marriage, I would non-chalantly look at herpes slide shows and statistics when I knew DH was over my shoulder :-)

I'm not the lightest girl either, but at least I carry it well and I know that nobody needs to see me in a mini-skirt.  Fishnet, really?  Does she wear Suck-Any-Dick-Red lipstick too (think  Progressive Insurance)?

Quoting brittani:

Lot lizards are the worse. I also have to deal ring rats. My dh is a pro wrestler. Think tv not high school. Well this girl started to train with them in a week it came out that one of the guys had slept with her. Then another guy said so did I and then another guy. Turns out she had slept with 4 guys within the first week. Then she tried to sleep with my friends dh who wrestles there big mistake. Dh said to me have you seen her???? She's freaking ugly and discusting and if she tried that crap with me I'd laugh in her face. Now I'm tryin to be rude but she looks like she has downs and her face is just weirdly shaped idk how to explain here. Idk why the guys wanted her. She is like 5' 200 pounds and wears mini skirts with fishnet everything.


la_bella_vita
by Bella on Oct. 3, 2012 at 10:58 PM

 Ewww

la_bella_vita
by Bella on Oct. 3, 2012 at 10:59 PM

 What does a no lot lizard sticker look like??

brittani
by on Oct. 3, 2012 at 11:23 PM
Lol the guys that slept with her are nasty and one was married.... Key word was. And his wife was a very and really good looking lady and he threw it all away for some nasty goth punk wanna be. I'm not a skinny girl either and I weigh more than her but I dress appropriately. I don't were a mini skirt or belly shirt. Oh best part we gave mural friends on Facebook and someone liked her pic so it showed up on my Facebook. She posted a pic of her in her bra and underwear with a guy holding a knive to her neck?! Wtf!!! She is freaking nuts. Dh stays far away from her thank god.


Quoting DuchessScrat:

Ring rats, lol!  That's a new one for me.  That girl sounds disgusting.  Any not-so-DHs that give it up to that living petri dish deserve for their dick to fall off.  I just take comfort in knowing that there are diseases out there that haven't been discovered yet.  I'm so much more secure than I used to be, but early in my marriage, I would non-chalantly look at herpes slide shows and statistics when I knew DH was over my shoulder :-)

I'm not the lightest girl either, but at least I carry it well and I know that nobody needs to see me in a mini-skirt.  Fishnet, really?  Does she wear Suck-Any-Dick-Red lipstick too (think  Progressive Insurance)?


Quoting brittani:

Lot lizards are the worse. I also have to deal ring rats. My dh is a pro wrestler. Think tv not high school. Well this girl started to train with them in a week it came out that one of the guys had slept with her. Then another guy said so did I and then another guy. Turns out she had slept with 4 guys within the first week. Then she tried to sleep with my friends dh who wrestles there big mistake. Dh said to me have you seen her???? She's freaking ugly and discusting and if she tried that crap with me I'd laugh in her face. Now I'm tryin to be rude but she looks like she has downs and her face is just weirdly shaped idk how to explain here. Idk why the guys wanted her. She is like 5' 200 pounds and wears mini skirts with fishnet everything.



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DuchessScrat
by Platinum Member on Oct. 4, 2012 at 1:38 PM

I posted one on page 2.

Quoting la_bella_vita:

 What does a no lot lizard sticker look like??


Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Oct. 4, 2012 at 1:41 PM
My daughter too. Kindergarten , Otis spunkmeyer for $16 a box.


Quoting DuchessScrat:

My oldest just started preschool and we were suppose to sell cookie dough.  I wouldn've tried, but $16 a box?


Quoting crescentstar2:

I just had a my lil neighbor try and sell me cookie dough. to bad the other neighbor girl got me first!



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