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Door-to-door porn sales? WTH

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My DH just had a "Lot Lizard" bang on the window of his truck trying to sell him porn.  Business must be slow.


*Lot Lizards are prostitutes that troll truck stops.  Think of the "Hooker Avenue" of your town and imagine the girls that even it would reject.  Here in the valley, it's Van Buren.  Most are complete crackheads with no teeth.  I never worry.

by on Oct. 3, 2012 at 9:10 PM
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hautemama83
by Emerald Member on Oct. 4, 2012 at 4:40 PM
Yuck
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la_bella_vita
by Bella on Oct. 4, 2012 at 7:38 PM

 Thank you!

Quoting DuchessScrat:

I posted one on page 2.

Quoting la_bella_vita:

 What does a no lot lizard sticker look like??

 

 

mybabyapples
by Nickels on Oct. 4, 2012 at 7:39 PM
Are you in Phoenix by any chance?
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DuchessScrat
by Platinum Member on Oct. 4, 2012 at 7:40 PM

Suburbs of Phoenix, yes.

Quoting mybabyapples:

Are you in Phoenix by any chance?


hip2it
by Silver Member on Oct. 4, 2012 at 7:41 PM
Why does anyone buy porn when you can get it online for free?
mybabyapples
by Nickels on Oct. 4, 2012 at 7:41 PM
I'm over here in surprise, sadly I know where you're talking about.

Quoting DuchessScrat:

Suburbs of Phoenix, yes.


Quoting mybabyapples:

Are you in Phoenix by any chance?


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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Oct. 4, 2012 at 7:42 PM
You don't live in Athens do you? We have an ex lawyer here too that fits that description


Quoting Anonymous:

Some don't need a GED, we have one here who was a former lawyer. Poor thing now only has two teeth & dirty hair.




Quoting GirlWSemiAuto:

They're so gross. I want to disinfect them, pump then through of antibiotics, put them in a GED class and take em to church. Any church.


JakesMom712
by Ruby Member on Oct. 4, 2012 at 7:44 PM
Bathe them in holy water. Lol

Quoting GirlWSemiAuto:

They're so gross. I want to disinfect them, pump then through of antibiotics, put them in a GED class and take em to church. Any church.


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GirlWSemiAuto
by on Oct. 4, 2012 at 7:45 PM
Genius!

Quoting JakesMom712:

Bath them in holy water. Lol




Quoting GirlWSemiAuto:

They're so gross. I want to disinfect them, pump then through of antibiotics, put them in a GED class and take em to church. Any church.

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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Oct. 5, 2012 at 7:04 PM
Small world.


Quoting Anonymous:

You don't live in Athens do you? We have an ex lawyer here too that fits that description




Quoting Anonymous:

Some don't need a GED, we have one here who was a former lawyer. Poor thing now only has two teeth & dirty hair.






Quoting GirlWSemiAuto:

They're so gross. I want to disinfect them, pump then through of antibiotics, put them in a GED class and take em to church. Any church.



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