Dh texted me what we needed from the store, so I text him: dish soap, paper towels, sunflower seeds, a cage for our daughter (lock but no key necessary) and a squirt gun. Earlier I told him she was driving me crazy and I couldn't wait for bed time. She kept unfolding all the laundry. Well anyways... His mother was with him and read this text I sent him because he was driving. Her response: this is his mother and I want to inform you that I will be calling cps on you ASAP. This is child cruelty and you should have your daughter taken away from you.
It was a harmless joke between dh and I. No I'm not going to really put my daughter in a cage, lock her up w/o a key and squirt her with water!!!