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Martha called me...

Anonymous
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Sorry i have been away.

I got a call from Martha. She was asking if I'd like to move in with her. I of course told her no thanks. She offered to have my son live there. I said no, he's my kid. She said she would pay a good amount. I kept saying no. Hello woman! No! She admitted she indeed was a witch.

She said she wanted to cleanse us of our evil ness. I told her we were not evil. She said we are because we hate people with black hair. I hung up on her.

I picked up my son from school. I called movers. We took a long while. But we moved. I changed his school. We changed our numbers. Clearly Martha is after us. She kept mentioning black hair. You guys might have been right to say she had black hair. I don't know.

Kevin gave my son a hug and kiss when we were leaving the school. We didnt mention we were never coming back. I didn't ask my son but I thought that was really odd. I do feel bad that Kevin and my son have lost a good friend. But it's Martha's fault.

My son is upset. He wants to live with Kevin or Martha. But I told him "I pushed you out of my vagina, I have every right to you. I own you. Look at these stretch marks you brat!" He asked if we could compromise and he could start drinking chocolate milk again. I said no of course. Would you like to dye your hair back too!? Not happening. I don't know why he's asking such stupid questions. I raised him smarter than that.

Well we like our new house. But my son doesn't have a bedroom. He sleeps on my floor. We have no milk or chocolate in the house. I did buy him Spider-Man underwear but he only wears the Cinderella ones. I will buy him more if he does well with home schooling. We don't leave the house much.

I hope Martha stays away. She is freaking me out.

Please pray we will stay safe from her wicked self.

Posted by Anonymous on Oct. 6, 2012 at 12:45 AM
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Nicoleb9
by Emerald Member on Oct. 6, 2012 at 12:45 AM
First!
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mrs.hummus
by Silver Member on Oct. 6, 2012 at 12:46 AM
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Ok, who the fuck is Martha?


Btw...I only skimmed thru ur post.
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AirForceWife13
by Gold Member on Oct. 6, 2012 at 12:46 AM
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Second!?

Damnit....lol
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RLT2
by on Oct. 6, 2012 at 12:47 AM
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Goddam it, I'd better be second  

Shit! 4th

velvetkitty
by Gold Member on Oct. 6, 2012 at 12:47 AM

You should punish him by making him wear boys underwear, instead of Cinderella panties.

boom_maker
by Bronze Member on Oct. 6, 2012 at 12:47 AM
O.o
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LovelyMommy24
by Ruby Member on Oct. 6, 2012 at 12:47 AM
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Oh stop it. 

crescentstar2
by Anne on Oct. 6, 2012 at 12:47 AM
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Wtf did I just read?
mrsbrimer
by on Oct. 6, 2012 at 12:48 AM
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Martha the talking dog? What a bitch!
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mstkn.identity
by on Oct. 6, 2012 at 12:48 AM
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O_o psycho lady returns. Weekend pass from the local psychward?
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