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Martha called me...

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Sorry i have been away.

I got a call from Martha. She was asking if I'd like to move in with her. I of course told her no thanks. She offered to have my son live there. I said no, he's my kid. She said she would pay a good amount. I kept saying no. Hello woman! No! She admitted she indeed was a witch.

She said she wanted to cleanse us of our evil ness. I told her we were not evil. She said we are because we hate people with black hair. I hung up on her.

I picked up my son from school. I called movers. We took a long while. But we moved. I changed his school. We changed our numbers. Clearly Martha is after us. She kept mentioning black hair. You guys might have been right to say she had black hair. I don't know.

Kevin gave my son a hug and kiss when we were leaving the school. We didnt mention we were never coming back. I didn't ask my son but I thought that was really odd. I do feel bad that Kevin and my son have lost a good friend. But it's Martha's fault.

My son is upset. He wants to live with Kevin or Martha. But I told him "I pushed you out of my vagina, I have every right to you. I own you. Look at these stretch marks you brat!" He asked if we could compromise and he could start drinking chocolate milk again. I said no of course. Would you like to dye your hair back too!? Not happening. I don't know why he's asking such stupid questions. I raised him smarter than that.

Well we like our new house. But my son doesn't have a bedroom. He sleeps on my floor. We have no milk or chocolate in the house. I did buy him Spider-Man underwear but he only wears the Cinderella ones. I will buy him more if he does well with home schooling. We don't leave the house much.

I hope Martha stays away. She is freaking me out.

Please pray we will stay safe from her wicked self.

Posted by Anonymous on Oct. 6, 2012 at 12:45 AM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Oct. 13, 2012 at 12:56 AM
2 moms liked this

I LOVE Martha posts!! I want weekly updates!!

hollydaze1974
by on Oct. 13, 2012 at 1:13 AM
this is priceless....perhaps you both were living in the sane nieghborhood....now, however now two neighborhoods have crazies in then (btw, I do not believe you moved at all) like a pp said, you've a weekend pass from the psycho ward.

Quoting Anonymous:

I am OP. Martha and I used to live in the sane neighborhood.



Quoting sarahsmommy508:

Who lives in the same hood? You and op?






Quoting Anonymous:

She's an old lady that used to live in our neighborhood.







Quoting sarahsmommy508:

I couldn't even read that shit .wtf is Martha .and that is utterly confusing

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etsmom
by Ruby Member on Oct. 13, 2012 at 1:16 AM

Why is black hair evil again?  I don't remember why you said that it is evil?

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Oct. 13, 2012 at 1:17 AM
What. The. Fuck.

Quoting Anonymous:

 

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Oct. 13, 2012 at 1:18 AM
Same *** neighborhood.

I'm not psycho.

Quoting hollydaze1974:

this is priceless....perhaps you both were living in the sane nieghborhood....now, however now two neighborhoods have crazies in then (btw, I do not believe you moved at all) like a pp said, you've a weekend pass from the psycho ward.



Quoting Anonymous:

I am OP. Martha and I used to live in the sane neighborhood.





Quoting sarahsmommy508:

Who lives in the same hood? You and op?








Quoting Anonymous:

She's an old lady that used to live in our neighborhood.









Quoting sarahsmommy508:

I couldn't even read that shit .wtf is Martha .and that is utterly confusing

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Oct. 13, 2012 at 1:20 AM

your crazy

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Oct. 13, 2012 at 1:25 AM

What the F did I just read. Anyone sane want to give the cheat cheat version on what in the world is going on?

hollydaze1974
by on Oct. 13, 2012 at 1:29 AM
Okay, not psycho....how's therapy goin? Any work on your phobia of all things black? What about your son's .....effeminate style? Has that come up? You're totally okay with girl's undies but chocolate milk will send him to hell?
maybe a teeny bit insane?

Quoting Anonymous:

Same *** neighborhood.



I'm not psycho.



Quoting hollydaze1974:

this is priceless....perhaps you both were living in the sane nieghborhood....now, however now two neighborhoods have crazies in then (btw, I do not believe you moved at all) like a pp said, you've a weekend pass from the psycho ward.





Quoting Anonymous:

I am OP. Martha and I used to live in the sane neighborhood.







Quoting sarahsmommy508:

Who lives in the same hood? You and op?










Quoting Anonymous:

She's an old lady that used to live in our neighborhood.











Quoting sarahsmommy508:

I couldn't even read that shit .wtf is Martha .and that is utterly confusing

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MaMiCHuLaOf3
by on Oct. 13, 2012 at 1:32 AM

 this is still going on??? by the lady who is creeped out by my SN LMAOO

kathislove80
by on Oct. 13, 2012 at 1:33 AM
1 mom liked this
What. The. Duck.
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