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"Sorry about your tiny penis!"

Posted by Anonymous   + Show Post
I yell this to the guys in huge trucks as they honk and rev their engines at me. It cracks me up every time.
Posted by Anonymous on Oct. 6, 2012 at 2:02 AM
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alexvitte
by Bronze Member on Oct. 6, 2012 at 10:24 PM
You know what I hate. When they have the ball sacks on the bottom of the trucks. You know what I'm talking about. Is like what are they trying to prove, that they have balls??
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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Oct. 6, 2012 at 10:40 PM
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I hate those as well!
Quoting alexvitte:

You know what I hate. When they have the ball sacks on the bottom of the trucks. You know what I'm talking about. Is like what are they trying to prove, that they have balls??

AtillaTheHun
by facta, non verba on Oct. 7, 2012 at 2:43 AM

Sorry about your lousy IQ. 

Quoting smurfbitebug:

Sorry about your tiny penis.

Quoting AtillaTheHun:

I might just do that if you manage to quit your bitching ;) 

Quoting smurfbitebug:

I'll take a cookie. Now go grow a more cheerful disposition. Ch-ch-ch-chia that shit up in your kitchen or something.



Quoting AtillaTheHun:

Boohoo. Do you want a cookie? 

Quoting smurfbitebug:

You killed it. You killed aaaaaaaallll the fun.











Quoting AtillaTheHun:

Very classy indeed... For people who have never left their trailer park. 

Quoting Anonymous:

Oh jeez.




Quoting AtillaTheHun:




One thing has nothing to do with the other. Have you ever been to Europe? 




Quoting RLT2:








Quoting AtillaTheHun:




What´s so European about that? 




Quoting RLT2:




Not me, I pull down my pants and wave my pussy at them. I feel it's a very friendly and European wave of saying hello to passerby!








Well, I like to say European when I mean slutty! makes me feel a bit classier :)













smurfbitebug
by on Oct. 7, 2012 at 3:50 AM
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I did nothing but return the OP's fun that was so unrighteously interrupted like a cold enema in Disneyland. ;)

On a side note, Atilla is a sore loser.


Quoting mom2monsterboys:

See look smurf, trouble making woman ;)
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MonicaBaldwin
by on Oct. 8, 2012 at 3:25 AM

It often seems that guys try to compensate their lack of size.

Dh has a small one but does not act this way. He assumes it !!

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Oct. 8, 2012 at 3:27 AM
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You girls let me have an awesome read when I woke up the next morning.
Quoting smurfbitebug:


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