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Los muebles se trasladó a permitir que me

Anonymous
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Tengo un moretón grande en el trasero

Yo sólo voy a sentar en mi silla

A medio camino entre estar sentado y de pie

Me di cuenta de que la silla no estaba allí

           Yo goleó mi ronda armas en vez salvajemente

Empecé a sentir pánico y luego

Sentí un fuerte dolor en el trasero

Y encontré que estaba sentado de nuevo

             Los muebles se trasladó a permitir que me

Para poner mi culo en el suelo

Gracias a Dios que no había nada roto

Pero sentí que mi culo se llaga


Posted by Anonymous on Oct. 6, 2012 at 2:23 AM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Oct. 6, 2012 at 2:24 AM
Huh?
Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Oct. 6, 2012 at 2:24 AM
Yep. There's an app for that.
smurfbitebug
by on Oct. 6, 2012 at 2:24 AM
I can pick out some words but not even close to all of it... translation anyone?
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mama_cullum
by on Oct. 6, 2012 at 2:25 AM
Awesome
Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Oct. 6, 2012 at 2:25 AM
1 mom liked this


aplicar hielo

epoh
by The Enzyme Helicase on Oct. 6, 2012 at 2:25 AM
That sucks :(
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mrs.hummus
by Silver Member on Oct. 6, 2012 at 2:25 AM
No tiene sentido lo que escribes. Metete un supositorio donde ya sabes....para que se te salga toda la mierda. Aver si sale la que traes en la cabeza.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 5 on Oct. 6, 2012 at 2:27 AM

 Bands a make her dance.

epoh
by The Enzyme Helicase on Oct. 6, 2012 at 2:27 AM
The head?

Quoting mrs.hummus:

No tiene sentido lo que escribes. Metete un supositorio donde ya sabes....para que se te salga toda la mierda. Aver si sale la que traes en la cabeza.
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mrs.hummus
by Silver Member on Oct. 6, 2012 at 2:27 AM
Yes.


Quoting epoh:

The head?



Quoting mrs.hummus:

No tiene sentido lo que escribes. Metete un supositorio donde ya sabes....para que se te salga toda la mierda. Aver si sale la que traes en la cabeza.

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