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Los muebles se trasladó a permitir que me

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Tengo un moretón grande en el trasero

Yo sólo voy a sentar en mi silla

A medio camino entre estar sentado y de pie

Me di cuenta de que la silla no estaba allí

           Yo goleó mi ronda armas en vez salvajemente

Empecé a sentir pánico y luego

Sentí un fuerte dolor en el trasero

Y encontré que estaba sentado de nuevo

             Los muebles se trasladó a permitir que me

Para poner mi culo en el suelo

Gracias a Dios que no había nada roto

Pero sentí que mi culo se llaga


Posted by Anonymous on Oct. 6, 2012 at 2:23 AM
Replies (11-20):
jesistar6910
by on Oct. 6, 2012 at 2:29 AM

It starts off about sitting in a window. A medium walk between sitting . Noticed the window is not there

Started to panic and then

a really bad pain in something

At the end there is something like Thanks to God that I don't do anything wrong, then something about an ass.

Yeah, Imma need to um, get back to ya'll on that.

RLT2
by on Oct. 6, 2012 at 2:29 AM

wrongo groupo-no hablo espanol

JBiiirdD
by No Day but Today on Oct. 6, 2012 at 2:29 AM
Bruise on back & ass hurts 'cause someone pulled a chair out from under you?
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jesistar6910
by on Oct. 6, 2012 at 2:30 AM

Put a suppository, so all the shit comes out. Lets see what you have in the head?

Quoting mrs.hummus:

No tiene sentido lo que escribes. Metete un supositorio donde ya sabes....para que se te salga toda la mierda. Aver si sale la que traes en la cabeza.


Anonymous
by Anonymous 6 on Oct. 6, 2012 at 2:30 AM
Are you kidding me?


Quoting RLT2:

wrongo groupo-no hablo espanol


epoh
by The Enzyme Helicase on Oct. 6, 2012 at 2:30 AM
That's what I understood too.

Quoting JBiiirdD:

Bruise on back & ass hurts 'cause someone pulled a chair out from under you?
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JBiiirdD
by No Day but Today on Oct. 6, 2012 at 2:31 AM
LMAO

Quoting Anonymous:

 Bands a make her dance.

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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Oct. 6, 2012 at 2:31 AM


Quoting mrs.hummus:

No tiene sentido lo que escribes. Metete un supositorio donde ya sabes....para que se te salga toda la mierda. Aver si sale la que traes en la cabeza.

No tiene ningún sentido? ¿Qué? es un poema tonto de caer sobre su trasero.

RLT2
by on Oct. 6, 2012 at 2:32 AM


Quoting Anonymous:

Are you kidding me?


Quoting RLT2:

wrongo groupo-no hablo espanol



no-o, it's a  joke-o ? jeez-o

mrs.hummus
by Silver Member on Oct. 6, 2012 at 2:32 AM
Yes, almost.

Let's see if the (shit) you have in your head comes out.


Quoting jesistar6910:

Put a suppository, so all the shit comes out. Lets see what you have in the head?

Quoting mrs.hummus:

No tiene sentido lo que escribes. Metete un supositorio donde ya sabes....para que se te salga toda la mierda. Aver si sale la que traes en la cabeza.



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