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He really just did that...

Anonymous
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So DH and I just had a quickie, and when he was getting dressed he was still a bit hard. He was having fun wagging it around and walked up to me, shook his hips, and proudly announced that he was a metronome. I love him.


A metronome is a device that keeps time, it's that ticking thing you'll often see on a piano when someone is practicing.

Posted by Anonymous on Oct. 8, 2012 at 10:26 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Oct. 8, 2012 at 11:46 PM

Aww, no one likes my story.

.gumdrop.
by on Oct. 8, 2012 at 11:47 PM
I dont know what a metronome is?
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meparty
by on Oct. 8, 2012 at 11:48 PM
Metranome keeps time for.music
Good one op
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Grumpylilpixy
by on Oct. 8, 2012 at 11:48 PM
Yeah no idea. Lol
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The_Doodle
by Platinum Member on Oct. 8, 2012 at 11:48 PM

Haha!

MyraEllen
by Silver Member on Oct. 8, 2012 at 11:50 PM
Men are weird lol
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LilynAustin
by on Oct. 8, 2012 at 11:51 PM

omg...men lol.  

1RedHottMama
by Gold Member on Oct. 8, 2012 at 11:52 PM
Wow,was there at least a good song playing? Was he able to keep a steady rythm? LOL I love it when DH does goofy stuff after sex too. I think most men get goofy after sex because they can't believe someone let them have sex with them. When it comes to sex they revert back to goofy high school boys. You gave me a good laugh tell him thanks.
CrimsonRadiance
by Platinum Member on Oct. 8, 2012 at 11:53 PM
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LOL!!! Too funny.. was he conducting too?
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Oct. 9, 2012 at 12:10 AM

Hahaha, we didn't have music playing. He's goofy before during and after, I actually had to have a talk with him about romance and junk. LOL!

Quoting 1RedHottMama:

Wow,was there at least a good song playing? Was he able to keep a steady rythm? LOL I love it when DH does goofy stuff after sex too. I think most men get goofy after sex because they can't believe someone let them have sex with them. When it comes to sex they revert back to goofy high school boys. You gave me a good laugh tell him thanks.


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