So, I pushed snooze too many times and was running late. Sleepy as hell so I drank a bunch of coffee when I got to work. We ordered out some burgers and fries and I looked like a hungry hippo scarfing it down. All that coffee and grease made my stomach bubbly. I don't normally shit at work but I couldn't hold it.
So as I'm takin a dump, I look down and realize that I put my panties on inside out. So all day as I have been bending over, my inside out panties have been sticking out with the words "extra large" (tagless panties) written across my big ass for everyone to see and laugh about. One of those days. I need a beer.