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Hell Explained by a Chemistry Student

Posted by on Oct. 12, 2012 at 11:41 PM
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The following is an actual question given on a University of

Washington chemistry mid-term.

The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it
with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have
the pleasure of enjoying it as well

*Bonus Question:

Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?*

*Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
(gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some
variant. *

*One student, however, wrote the following:*

*First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So
we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the
rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that
once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are
leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state
that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not
belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of
souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's
Law states, that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to
stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls
are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?*
*If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman
year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and
take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number
two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has
already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it
follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
extinct. leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine
being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God!

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.
by on Oct. 12, 2012 at 11:41 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Oct. 13, 2012 at 12:33 AM
Lol
areyouatroll
by on Oct. 13, 2012 at 12:40 AM
Lol
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kde216
by Silver Member on Oct. 13, 2012 at 12:43 AM
Nice!
kissmiss213
by Platinum Member on Oct. 13, 2012 at 12:45 AM

LMAO!!!! that is absolutely FANTASTIC

TSNDDY
by Ruby Member on Oct. 13, 2012 at 1:03 AM
Omg thats awesome!!
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Delila12
by Gold Member on Oct. 13, 2012 at 1:05 AM
LOL. That's funny.
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luvhubandbabys
by Silver Member on Oct. 13, 2012 at 6:20 AM
Ha
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