these things are outside my house. :'( - spider pics, i was asked to put a warning-

[Anonymous]

and i'm positive they'll eat me in my sleep while hubby is working an overnight.  these particular two are gone, but i know they have friends!  ugggghhh. 

does anyone know what they are?

EDIT   didn't see a diamond anywhere on the black one.

[-ZombieGirl-]

Oh, I know, I read the title but I always see "I was asked to put a warning" in post that have pics of spiders. I don't get why because it's not nudity or anything just a spider. kwim? lol

Quoting Anonymous:

psh i dunno.  i was just being nice and honoring a request lol

Quoting -ZombieGirl-:

Why the hell do you need warnings for a pic of spiders? I don't get it. 

[Anonymous]

Get a can of hair hairspray and a lighter and very very carefully burn the house down!

[Apollos82]

WTH is that top one??? There's not 8 legs!

[mama2sqgl]

I just threw up in my mouth a little. OMFG

[RLT2]

Quoting Happy_Mcboobs:

STAY AWAY! And get your husband to kill it! Throw a shoe at it & scream & run for the hills! 

That's a Black Widow & a BROWN RECLUSE (fiddle shape on the thorax)

I can't see the fiddle shape, where?

[tiffanijohnson]

Fuuuuuuck that!!!! A can of Raid would be in my hand 24/7.

[Tink0711]

I'm dumb too I guess lol. I thought it was on the back.

Quoting Anonymous:

Well i'm just not smart lol.  It's probably still in a heap by my front door.... i could poke and see if i can see anything!  But i'm kind of afraid lol

Quoting bmw29:

Black widows have no marks on their back. They have an hourglass shape on their belly.

Quoting Anonymous:

That's what I thought - but no diamond on it!  All black.  And the males are brown-ish from what I know.

Quoting Tink0711:

Does the black one have a diamond shape on its back? If so it's a widow.

[Anonymous - Original Poster]

I'll see if i can get brave and walk outside.... see if it's still in a heap by my front door.  EEEEK.  the brown one was really flat looking, it was weird.  it looks bumped up in the pic, but it wasn't.

Quoting helema24:

 the one on the bottom is a hobo/house spider and completely harmless you should see some of those we get here in fl. the one on th etop looks more like a mimic widow than a real one but as i said in my opp i would need to see the back and tummy (torso) to know!!

Quoting .thatsme.:

Black widow and brown recluse?

 

[Jnc91]

My first reaction

[RLT2]

Quoting Anonymous:

Get a can of hair hairspray and a lighter and very very carefully burn the house down!

OMG-lol