Yes there I sat on the toilet this morning. My feet felt wet. I look down, he missed the toilet. Up my feet now soaked in his pee. Not the first time either. So I cleaned it up, while I am cleaning I notice something gross on the door. A big GLOD OF SNOT. yup. The door is nearly beside the toilet and here it was a big glob of snot. I tried getting it off. Discusted... I couldn't. It was hard and gross. So I tell him to clean it up.
Me: next time you need somewhere to put your boogers, maybe try the tissue instead of the door you know?
Me: oh come on. It wasn't me. DD doesn't go in the washroom without me and even she hates snot and tells me right away... so there's you. Now clean it up please.
So I go outside on the deck for a smoke. Im barefeet BTW. I walk and then I feel something wet and gross under my foot. I lift it up in horror... a bug? Big poop? What? Now a pile of SPIT. Yup spit.
Dh spits a lot when he smokes. Its gross and usually he spits off the deck... but nope. This time he decided to spit right infront of the door! Wtf!!
So pee. Snot. Spit.
I go back inside. Give dh this discusted look. Clean my foot off in the bathroom. Look at the door and there is the snot.. still on the door!
Me: really? You couldn't get that off? Not only have I stepped in your pee this morning but your spit to outside. And you couldn't get it off?
Him: lay off. I have to go to work.
Really!? I mean WTF! I am NOT YOUR MAID! this is something a child does! Hell even my child (nearly 2) doesn't do this! She hates when things are 'gross'. She always damands to clean with me. She knows if she pees on the floor that she will tell mommy. She even grabs the papertowel and comes up to me and says 'pee pee' and points.
Hell she is so weird, she walks up to the wall and tries to pick off specs!Lol! So even a toddler knows that momma doesn't like it dirty. Why can't he just pick up after himself????