There's a guy sleeping on my couch

[Anonymous]

And he's crazy, he thinks he's my man already and we just started hanging out, we've been talking for a month but I always blew him off when he wanted to hang out bc i dont really have the energy to date. Idk I'm tired and now I can't go to sleep cuz he's here :/

Edit: I'm not scared of him or anything, I just would never go to sleep with a guy here while my sons home unless we've been together for a longggg time, it makes me paranoid. We've had a good conversation and it was nice to have adult company for a change but it's awkward he fell asleep lol

[Anonymous - Original Poster]

Aww man I sent him home for nothing, I told him his wife was looking for him, sure did the trick on waking him up. Kick him right to the couch so you can have that whole king to yourself ;)

Quoting thetrollcat:

Oh I think we are good I found mine sleeping in the bed hogging up a king size bed. I feel like kicking his ass out...

Quoting Anonymous:

Lmao oh he'll no girl, he better not be anyone's husband but I promise if it is nothing's going on and I'll wake him and tell him :P

Quoting thetrollcat:

Is it my husband? If it is tell him to get his fucking ass home NOW!

[thetrollcat]

haha I wonder who he belongs too..... And as for the bed well as long as he stays on his side so me and the CAT can stretch and snooze.

Quoting Anonymous:

Aww man I sent him home for nothing, I told him his wife was looking for him, sure did the trick on waking him up. Kick him right to the couch so you can have that whole king to yourself ;)

Quoting thetrollcat:

Oh I think we are good I found mine sleeping in the bed hogging up a king size bed. I feel like kicking his ass out...

Quoting Anonymous:

Lmao oh he'll no girl, he better not be anyone's husband but I promise if it is nothing's going on and I'll wake him and tell him :P

Quoting thetrollcat:

Is it my husband? If it is tell him to get his fucking ass home NOW!

[Anonymous - Original Poster]

Lol the garage, that's funny. I wish I had one I could've sent him out there. Thanks for making me feel better, no nothing did happen except watching tv and talking. And the advice, I was on my way upstairs to do that but he woke up and said he understands my son will be up in a little while so he should leave. So thank you :)

Quoting Fields456:

Hmm sounds like many drunks nights in college and a few recently( I'm married but we have had random guy friends on the couches and in the garage when we wake up). Don't worry about it. Especially if nothing happened. Although when y'all wake up it might be weird. I know u said u aren't worried but just lock your bedroom door if your ds is home bring him in with you an lock it.

[Anonymous - Original Poster]

Lol the cat too! That's cute

Quoting thetrollcat:

haha I wonder who he belongs too..... And as for the bed well as long as he stays on his side so me and the CAT can stretch and snooze.

Quoting Anonymous:

Aww man I sent him home for nothing, I told him his wife was looking for him, sure did the trick on waking him up. Kick him right to the couch so you can have that whole king to yourself ;)

Quoting thetrollcat:

Oh I think we are good I found mine sleeping in the bed hogging up a king size bed. I feel like kicking his ass out...

Quoting Anonymous:

Lmao oh he'll no girl, he better not be anyone's husband but I promise if it is nothing's going on and I'll wake him and tell him :P

Quoting thetrollcat:

Is it my husband? If it is tell him to get his fucking ass home NOW!

[Fields456]

Lol ya dhs mancave is in the garage. We have a big screen a couch a bar with comfy bar stools and a pool table it's awesome. Just wish I had a place to park my SUV lol oh well our next house his mancave will be I'm a metal building

Quoting Anonymous:

Lol the garage, that's funny. I wish I had one I could've sent him out there. Thanks for making me feel better, no nothing did happen except watching tv and talking. And the advice, I was on my way upstairs to do that but he woke up and said he understands my son will be up in a little while so he should leave. So thank you :)

Quoting Fields456:

Hmm sounds like many drunks nights in college and a few recently( I'm married but we have had random guy friends on the couches and in the garage when we wake up). Don't worry about it. Especially if nothing happened. Although when y'all wake up it might be weird. I know u said u aren't worried but just lock your bedroom door if your ds is home bring him in with you an lock it.

[Anonymous]

Again

Wake him up and tell him to leave.

Idiot

Quoting Anonymous:

Im not comfortable SLEEPING while he's here, learn to read then you can come tell me I'm an idiot :)

Quoting Anonymous:

ok so you have a guy on your couch.





You are not sleeping with him.





your children are home.





You are not comfortable with this lamb there while your children are there.





But you don't mind he's there cuz you are lonely.





Yea makes fucking sense.








Idiot

[mommysangelface]

Hey love

Quoting mstkn.identity:

Hey babe

Quoting mommysangelface:

Then wake him up and tell him to leave -_-

Quoting Anonymous:

Not sleeping, I wouldn't feel comfortable with anyone sleeping here unless I know them really well

Quoting Anonymous:

You don't sound like you're very comfortable having him here taccording to your post. 

Quoting Anonymous:

I didnt plan on him sleeping here he just fell asleep but I just couldn't sleep with a guy thats not either a really really close friend or someone I've been with for a long time. I don't mind him here, I haven't had company in months and it's not like I got bad vibes or anything

Quoting Anonymous:

Why is he even in your home and sleeping there if this is how you feel?

[Anonymous - Original Poster]

Omg that does sound awesome! Next time I'm leaving him here and me and ds are coming to crash in your garage okay? Haha. no fair you had to give up your parking tho

Quoting Fields456:

Lol ya dhs mancave is in the garage. We have a big screen a couch a bar with comfy bar stools and a pool table it's awesome. Just wish I had a place to park my SUV lol oh well our next house his mancave will be I'm a metal building

Quoting Anonymous:

Lol the garage, that's funny. I wish I had one I could've sent him out there. Thanks for making me feel better, no nothing did happen except watching tv and talking. And the advice, I was on my way upstairs to do that but he woke up and said he understands my son will be up in a little while so he should leave. So thank you :)

Quoting Fields456:

Hmm sounds like many drunks nights in college and a few recently( I'm married but we have had random guy friends on the couches and in the garage when we wake up). Don't worry about it. Especially if nothing happened. Although when y'all wake up it might be weird. I know u said u aren't worried but just lock your bedroom door if your ds is home bring him in with you an lock it.

[Fields456]

Lmao deal. And it's ok our garage doors are manual so in bad weather and late at night I'm not ganna stop the car get out open the garage door get back in and close it before I get the kids out. Not happening! If we are here long enough. ( 5 years, 2 days ago). We will have a carport built

Quoting Anonymous:

Omg that does sound awesome! Next time I'm leaving him here and me and ds are coming to crash in your garage okay? Haha. no fair you had to give up your parking tho

Quoting Fields456:

Lol ya dhs mancave is in the garage. We have a big screen a couch a bar with comfy bar stools and a pool table it's awesome. Just wish I had a place to park my SUV lol oh well our next house his mancave will be I'm a metal building

Quoting Anonymous:

Lol the garage, that's funny. I wish I had one I could've sent him out there. Thanks for making me feel better, no nothing did happen except watching tv and talking. And the advice, I was on my way upstairs to do that but he woke up and said he understands my son will be up in a little while so he should leave. So thank you :)

Quoting Fields456:

Hmm sounds like many drunks nights in college and a few recently( I'm married but we have had random guy friends on the couches and in the garage when we wake up). Don't worry about it. Especially if nothing happened. Although when y'all wake up it might be weird. I know u said u aren't worried but just lock your bedroom door if your ds is home bring him in with you an lock it.

[Anonymous - Original Poster]

Lol yeah cuz you told me to do that in the first place so you can say to do it again. Stop being jealous no one wants to keep you company and sleep on your couch >:)

Quoting Anonymous:

Again



Wake him up and tell him to leave.



Idiot

Quoting Anonymous:

Im not comfortable SLEEPING while he's here, learn to read then you can come tell me I'm an idiot :)

Quoting Anonymous:

ok so you have a guy on your couch.







You are not sleeping with him.







your children are home.







You are not comfortable with this lamb there while your children are there.







But you don't mind he's there cuz you are lonely.







Yea makes fucking sense.











Idiot