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Should I tell my husband my secret? ETA***

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Everyone seems to think I have "stopped" eating, I have not. RIght now as I type this I am eating apple slices and fat free carmel (YUM) I have that horrible habit where my body *thinks* I am hungry when I am bored. That and I would spend a lot of time on pinterest and them make whatever delicious treat I found on there lol! Before I started this I would eat and snack pretty much all day so like someone mentioned I am replacing that bad habit with masturbating. I will come back and update in a few months to let you all know if it is still going well. Oh and for those asking why I don't just have sex, dh is deployed so we only see eachother via skype :) no sex going on over here until he is home :)

After having 2 kids and trying all the diets and plans and crap like WW, medicines, etc. I founded my own diet plan. I have not ever told anyone about it. BUT my husband recently told me I looked good and he could tell I was getting back to my normal weight. He asked me my secret, I just played off like it was nothing and didn't flat out "lie" but I also didn't tell the truth. What I do is during the day when I get bored or hungry instead of eating I masturbate. So I guess I am burning calories instead of gaining and that is why it works. I don't enjoy the dancing workouts or anything like that but I do enjoy this! I call it the "masterbate to lose weight" plan. I was about 155 before I started doing this, now I am 130 so it is freaking working! I have only been doing it for a month. My doctor was really concerned about my weight so he ran tests to make sure my hormones were okay/ I went in to get thetest results and he noticed I lost 10 pounds in less than 2 weeks. I did not tell him about the masturbate to lose weight though that would have been really awkward! I kind of feel guilty about not telling dh so I think I'm going to tell him, I think I feel guilty because he doesnt know I am masturbating at all, and I worry it may bother him that I do it, so on one hand I don't want to tell him for fear that he will want me to stop, but on the other hand I feel so bad about him not knowing. I only have 5-10 more pounds to lose before I am at a "healthy" weight. So should I tell him?

Posted by Anonymous on Oct. 14, 2012 at 3:09 PM
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by on Oct. 14, 2012 at 3:17 PM

lol nice

by Bronze Member on Oct. 14, 2012 at 3:17 PM
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Quoting JadsW:

How long could your book possibly be, though? Step One: If you wanna be lean, flick the bean. The end.

Quoting Anonymous:

Quoting The_Doodle:

I don't know if you should tell him or not but I have to say that "masturbate to lose weight" is certainly catchy.

Thanks :) I bet I could make a bunch of money if I made a book! I am going to put that on my list of things to do!

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by Anonymous 5 on Oct. 14, 2012 at 3:17 PM


by on Oct. 14, 2012 at 3:18 PM
If it is eating at you to tell him then do it. I don't tell my bf every time I masterbate. I could use about 30lbs so maybe I should start what you are doing. Thank you for sharing..
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by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Oct. 14, 2012 at 3:18 PM

Quoting momma-flynn:

You would burn even more calories having sex. I say tell him about it & see how much weight he'll assisit you in losing.

He is in the military, so I only seehim via webcam until he gets home :(

by on Oct. 14, 2012 at 3:18 PM


by on Oct. 14, 2012 at 3:18 PM
You'll burn more calories if you have SEX everytime you want to munch!!! I bet he'll LOVE that lol!

I love this idea BTW! I'm totally trying it!
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by Knitting Maniac on Oct. 14, 2012 at 3:18 PM
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Get real! This one has to be a Troll!!

by Ruby Member on Oct. 14, 2012 at 3:19 PM

i'd tell him, then maybe you won't have to masturbate all day and he will do it for you. That would burn way more calories.

best fucking diet ever!  No pun intended.

by on Oct. 14, 2012 at 3:19 PM
Holy crap that is awesome
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