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Should I tell my husband my secret? ETA***

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Everyone seems to think I have "stopped" eating, I have not. RIght now as I type this I am eating apple slices and fat free carmel (YUM) I have that horrible habit where my body *thinks* I am hungry when I am bored. That and I would spend a lot of time on pinterest and them make whatever delicious treat I found on there lol! Before I started this I would eat and snack pretty much all day so like someone mentioned I am replacing that bad habit with masturbating. I will come back and update in a few months to let you all know if it is still going well. Oh and for those asking why I don't just have sex, dh is deployed so we only see eachother via skype :) no sex going on over here until he is home :)

After having 2 kids and trying all the diets and plans and crap like WW, medicines, etc. I founded my own diet plan. I have not ever told anyone about it. BUT my husband recently told me I looked good and he could tell I was getting back to my normal weight. He asked me my secret, I just played off like it was nothing and didn't flat out "lie" but I also didn't tell the truth. What I do is during the day when I get bored or hungry instead of eating I masturbate. So I guess I am burning calories instead of gaining and that is why it works. I don't enjoy the dancing workouts or anything like that but I do enjoy this! I call it the "masterbate to lose weight" plan. I was about 155 before I started doing this, now I am 130 so it is freaking working! I have only been doing it for a month. My doctor was really concerned about my weight so he ran tests to make sure my hormones were okay/ I went in to get thetest results and he noticed I lost 10 pounds in less than 2 weeks. I did not tell him about the masturbate to lose weight though that would have been really awkward! I kind of feel guilty about not telling dh so I think I'm going to tell him, I think I feel guilty because he doesnt know I am masturbating at all, and I worry it may bother him that I do it, so on one hand I don't want to tell him for fear that he will want me to stop, but on the other hand I feel so bad about him not knowing. I only have 5-10 more pounds to lose before I am at a "healthy" weight. So should I tell him?

Posted by Anonymous on Oct. 14, 2012 at 3:09 PM
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Grumpylilpixy
by on Oct. 14, 2012 at 3:19 PM
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ROTFLMAO.........BAHAHAHHAHAHA

Quoting irishCross46:

Lmfao!!!!!


Quoting JadsW:

How long could your book possibly be, though? Step One: If you wanna be lean, flick the bean. The end.




Quoting Anonymous:




Quoting The_Doodle:



I don't know if you should tell him or not but I have to say that "masturbate to lose weight" is certainly catchy.



Thanks :) I bet I could make a bunch of money if I made a book! I am going to put that on my list of things to do!




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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Oct. 14, 2012 at 3:19 PM
Exactly... so corny

Quoting shortcakes13:

The things I read on cafemom...
bustybee
by Buzz Lightyear on Oct. 14, 2012 at 3:20 PM

I would tell dh personally. but we are both ok with each other masturbating

AF2011
by Ruby Member on Oct. 14, 2012 at 3:20 PM
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Once you start eating again you will gain al the weight back.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Oct. 14, 2012 at 3:20 PM


Quoting soon2bmommyof2:

You'll burn more calories if you have SEX everytime you want to munch!!! I bet he'll LOVE that lol!

I love this idea BTW! I'm totally trying it!


Thanks, he is deployed right now so we only see eachother via skype :) I don't understand why people think I am trolling, because I really am not. This is the only thing I have found that worked.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 6 on Oct. 14, 2012 at 3:21 PM
Lol I do the same, but I have lots of sex with dh too, if I don't workout one day, it's sex instead lol it does work
my4kids274
by Platinum Member on Oct. 14, 2012 at 3:21 PM

Wow!

kelly24019
by on Oct. 14, 2012 at 3:21 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 7 on Oct. 14, 2012 at 3:22 PM
Bahaha. I think I've found THE diet plan for me. Fun & it has a catchy title :D

Quoting The_Doodle:

I don't know if you should tell him or not but I have to say that "masturbate to lose weight" is certainly catchy.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Oct. 14, 2012 at 3:22 PM
Yep, i can do it too :: Look at me, I'm watching TV to lose weight. Look look! I'm painting my nails ...to lose weight. Smdh

Quoting Anonymous:

You're not "masturbating to lose weight," you're just not eating.
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