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Should I tell my husband my secret? ETA***

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Everyone seems to think I have "stopped" eating, I have not. RIght now as I type this I am eating apple slices and fat free carmel (YUM) I have that horrible habit where my body *thinks* I am hungry when I am bored. That and I would spend a lot of time on pinterest and them make whatever delicious treat I found on there lol! Before I started this I would eat and snack pretty much all day so like someone mentioned I am replacing that bad habit with masturbating. I will come back and update in a few months to let you all know if it is still going well. Oh and for those asking why I don't just have sex, dh is deployed so we only see eachother via skype :) no sex going on over here until he is home :)

After having 2 kids and trying all the diets and plans and crap like WW, medicines, etc. I founded my own diet plan. I have not ever told anyone about it. BUT my husband recently told me I looked good and he could tell I was getting back to my normal weight. He asked me my secret, I just played off like it was nothing and didn't flat out "lie" but I also didn't tell the truth. What I do is during the day when I get bored or hungry instead of eating I masturbate. So I guess I am burning calories instead of gaining and that is why it works. I don't enjoy the dancing workouts or anything like that but I do enjoy this! I call it the "masterbate to lose weight" plan. I was about 155 before I started doing this, now I am 130 so it is freaking working! I have only been doing it for a month. My doctor was really concerned about my weight so he ran tests to make sure my hormones were okay/ I went in to get thetest results and he noticed I lost 10 pounds in less than 2 weeks. I did not tell him about the masturbate to lose weight though that would have been really awkward! I kind of feel guilty about not telling dh so I think I'm going to tell him, I think I feel guilty because he doesnt know I am masturbating at all, and I worry it may bother him that I do it, so on one hand I don't want to tell him for fear that he will want me to stop, but on the other hand I feel so bad about him not knowing. I only have 5-10 more pounds to lose before I am at a "healthy" weight. So should I tell him?

Posted by Anonymous on Oct. 14, 2012 at 3:09 PM
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tiffanydearing
by on Oct. 14, 2012 at 3:54 PM

I don't personally know your dh so I can't imagine how he would respond.... mine would probably laugh hysterically and give it a try himself....lol. I can kinda see some other moms point when they say ur just trading one addiction for another however I can't see how you would end up hospitolized for excessive masturbating?!?!? that sounds a little far fetched! 25lbs in a month however also sounds kinda far fetched, eating less and masturbating more sounds like a non harmful distraction from food plan but your amount of weight loss leads me to believe you are starving your body of essential nutrients..... how is your skin (especially color of gums and inside of eyelids and taughntness of general areas) looking lately?? 

lauraschatz
by Gold Member on Oct. 14, 2012 at 3:56 PM
lol, great idea! I'm glad it's working for you! Tell him if you want...if you would rather keep it to yourself I see no harm.
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by Anonymous - Original Poster on Oct. 14, 2012 at 4:01 PM
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Quoting tiffanydearing:

I don't personally know your dh so I can't imagine how he would respond.... mine would probably laugh hysterically and give it a try himself....lol. I can kinda see some other moms point when they say ur just trading one addiction for another however I can't see how you would end up hospitolized for excessive masturbating?!?!? that sounds a little far fetched! 25lbs in a month however also sounds kinda far fetched, eating less and masturbating more sounds like a non harmful distraction from food plan but your amount of weight loss leads me to believe you are starving your body of essential nutrients..... how is your skin (especially color of gums and inside of eyelids and taughntness of general areas) looking lately?? 

Yeah I think they thought I am starving myself, but I am not. I went to the doctor last week and he couldn't believe I lost so much weight, but he checked me out and said I looked fine, but he wants me back next month to "check" on me again. I have slowed with weight loss though, which isn't a bad thing. My hair is falling out but that is because of the postpartum hormones doing their number on me lol! It isnt as bad as it was with my first though. Thank you for being concerned though! I don't think I will lose much more weight unless I start going to the gym to "tone"

Kris_PBG
by on Oct. 14, 2012 at 4:07 PM

Your "secret" is you are not snacking and reducing how much you eat.

The masturbating is just what you are doing to make it more tolerable.

I guess I don't see the biggie here.

That kind of weight loss does NOT sound healthy however.

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