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In desperate need of a matchmaker!

Posted by on Oct. 15, 2012 at 6:41 PM
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This is Santa. He/she/it is very lonely and in need of someone to share the holidays with since Mrs. Clause has died. 

He/She/It 

-lives in the north pole but vacations in Miami regularly. 

-is 48 years of age and looking for a young tender roni.

-Has brown eyes

-Dark skin

-A keen eye for fashion and loves to rock the latest trends

-Likes long walks on the beech

-Loves Key Lime pies and elfs. 

-Injoys cooking but only when he/she/it has a special someone to help him.

-Dislikes anyone who does not like Fubu clothes as much as him/her/it. 



Can you help he/she/it find a partner to keep him/her/it warm at night? 



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Rules: You must Pick a person, name them and include a mock bio of them and their likes and dislikes (almost as if this were for a dating website). At the end we will see with person as the most likes and is the right on for Santa. Example bellow in replies.  

 

by on Oct. 15, 2012 at 6:41 PM
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ButterMeUp
by Butters on Oct. 15, 2012 at 6:42 PM

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This is Helga

She 

-Has long brown hair (maybe weave)

-Age 56 and looking for an older man

-Admires M. Jackson's nose.

-likes long walks on the beach

-Getting bot ox

-Teasing her hair

-She dislikes anyone who does not like watch Real House Wives of OrangeCounty. 


*If you read my post and there are mistakes in my spelling or grammar please note that I never learned either in school and I am currently learning them now. If you see a mistake POLITELY point it out and I'll be more than happy to correct my mistake. Here's a fun little siggy for your enjoyment. *




winkyloafer
by on Oct. 15, 2012 at 6:43 PM
Well, ho ho ho.
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MotherOF5Cuties
by Platinum Member on Oct. 15, 2012 at 6:54 PM
Haha I seen that pic before and always makes me laugh
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ButterMeUp
by Butters on Oct. 15, 2012 at 6:58 PM

This is grandma Josephine

She 

-Is 87 years of age

-loves evlis and rock & roll

-Loves taking ass shots

-Loves using her lack of teeth to her advantage...if you know what I mean ;]

-Loves to make her booty clap in the mirror

-She loves making clothes for her stripper friends at the old folks home. Shes wearing one of her designs in the pic above.

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*If you read my post and there are mistakes in my spelling or grammar please note that I never learned either in school and I am currently learning them now. If you see a mistake POLITELY point it out and I'll be more than happy to correct my mistake. Here's a fun little siggy for your enjoyment. *




Anonymous
by Anonymous on Oct. 15, 2012 at 7:10 PM

I will kindly ask you to stop posting my pictures on here now!

juniebug11
by Silver Member on Oct. 15, 2012 at 7:11 PM

BUMP!

ButterMeUp
by Butters on Oct. 15, 2012 at 7:12 PM

Awa mayen! I'm just trying to find you a tender roni! lol

Quoting Anonymous:

I will kindly ask you to stop posting my pictures on here now!


*If you read my post and there are mistakes in my spelling or grammar please note that I never learned either in school and I am currently learning them now. If you see a mistake POLITELY point it out and I'll be more than happy to correct my mistake. Here's a fun little siggy for your enjoyment. *




Anonymous
by Anonymous on Oct. 15, 2012 at 7:15 PM

Well then in that case carry on!

Quoting ButterMeUp:

Awa mayen! I'm just trying to find you a tender roni! lol

Quoting Anonymous:

I will kindly ask you to stop posting my pictures on here now!



ButterMeUp
by Butters on Oct. 15, 2012 at 7:26 PM

This is busty, trusrt, lusty sarah

She

-Is 19 years of age

-digging for buried treasure...in her bra.  

-likes finding bras that actually fit her

-Using her Breasts as pillows

-Likes letting little children use her breasts as trampolines

-Driving her dukes of hazzard cars.

-Dolly Parton is her idol.

*If you read my post and there are mistakes in my spelling or grammar please note that I never learned either in school and I am currently learning them now. If you see a mistake POLITELY point it out and I'll be more than happy to correct my mistake. Here's a fun little siggy for your enjoyment. *




ButterMeUp
by Butters on Oct. 15, 2012 at 7:26 PM

BUMP!

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