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some take multitasking too far..

Posted by on Oct. 16, 2012 at 11:53 PM
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My older son was getting ready for bed and I knocked on the bathroom door, announced my intention of coming in and accidentally caught him having his nightly constitutional WHILE brushing his teeth and reading. I backed out with an apology and the shivers and a silent gag. When he was in pj's, I said "um, multitasking is a good skill, but we don't mix oral hygiene with gastrointestinal hygiene. I won't tell you why.....just take my word for it!
He just quizzically nodded, but I feel sure he would gag if I explained! LOL
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Oct. 16, 2012 at 11:54 PM
Explain
hollydaze1974
by on Oct. 17, 2012 at 12:09 AM
okay....as he brushes his teeth and poops at the same time, fecal bacteria can get into his mouth as it hits the water. When WE poop and the water splashes our rearend, we don't smile with glee, we cringe for the same reason. Even with the blue stuff or bleach...that water is not drinking water clean, otherwise we wouldn't get upset and make a tot wash his hands after being caught playing in it.
I didn't want to explain fecal bacteria getting in his mouth from brushing his teeth WHILE having a bowel movement, but I will be replacing the head of his toothbrush!
Clear enough?
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AnnaNonamus
by Spanky Pants :) on Oct. 17, 2012 at 12:11 AM
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Quoting Anonymous:

Explain



It terrifies me that you need an explaination as to why going to the bathroom while brushing is a bad idea.
Fields456
by Ruby Member on Oct. 17, 2012 at 12:16 AM
Well as bad at it was I'm glad to see a boy/man can multi task so well lol
norwgnwood
by Platinum Member on Oct. 17, 2012 at 12:19 AM
At least he wasn't masterbating.
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kaycersmom
by Katie on Oct. 17, 2012 at 12:22 AM

 lol how old is he?

 

hollydaze1974
by on Oct. 17, 2012 at 12:22 AM
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no shit! um no, shit! no,no....hell yeah! lol

Quoting Fields456:

Well as bad at it was I'm glad to see a boy/man can multi task so well lol
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AccidentalAdult
by on Oct. 17, 2012 at 12:23 AM

LMAO Agreed!

Quoting norwgnwood:

At least he wasn't masterbating.


AubreeGrace17
by Platinum Member on Oct. 17, 2012 at 12:23 AM
Gross!
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hollydaze1974
by on Oct. 17, 2012 at 12:24 AM
the tweenish range, brushing teeth for the whole two minutes is incredibly boring for him...I understand the magazine, but the bathroom issue could have waited :)

Quoting kaycersmom:

 lol how old is he?


 

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