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I'm better than you!

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I'm the perfect mom! come on! fight me!

Posted by Anonymous on Oct. 20, 2012 at 1:25 AM
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3_girls_86
by Ruby Member on Oct. 20, 2012 at 2:26 AM
I have some more..but I don't like it. And it's my husbands haha. I do have a sick kid! They've all been sick this week and I just want a damn break! But I don't get one. And my house is a freaking disaster..does that make me even more perfect?

Quoting hollydaze1974:

ah hah! perfect mothers never run out of alcohol or xanax ! Off to bed with you, now.....one of your kids will have a screaming, shrieking nitemare in two hours and will be inconsolable...better sleep while you can, so you can be more perfect tomorrow! :)



Quoting 3_girls_86:

I was trying to get drunk. But ran out of alcohol. :((((





Quoting hollydaze1974:

still have anxiety induced insomnia like the rest of us, huh? ;p
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3_girls_86
by Ruby Member on Oct. 20, 2012 at 2:27 AM
His heart? If so..I've seen that one too.

Quoting jaynesdean:

They steal his pumpa lol




Quoting 3_girls_86:

I might have seen that one too..but I'm not sure... Gonna have to YouTube the videos of them so see.





Quoting jaynesdean:

The second one is cool too.








Quoting 3_girls_86:

From what I remember of it, yes it was. Now it's on the list of movies to watch again. :)









Quoting jaynesdean:

Lol badass movie tho.












Quoting 3_girls_86:

The movie? I've only seen it once. That's just the first thing that came to my drunk mind. Haha













Quoting jaynesdean:

You watch to much of crank lol
















Quoting 3_girls_86:

Blah blah fucking blah




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Anonymous
by Anonymous 7 on Oct. 20, 2012 at 2:28 AM
Yup. You are.
jaynesdean
by on Oct. 20, 2012 at 2:29 AM
Yeah but he calls it his pumpa haha


Quoting 3_girls_86:

His heart? If so..I've seen that one too.



Quoting jaynesdean:

They steal his pumpa lol






Quoting 3_girls_86:

I might have seen that one too..but I'm not sure... Gonna have to YouTube the videos of them so see.







Quoting jaynesdean:

The second one is cool too.










Quoting 3_girls_86:

From what I remember of it, yes it was. Now it's on the list of movies to watch again. :)











Quoting jaynesdean:

Lol badass movie tho.














Quoting 3_girls_86:

The movie? I've only seen it once. That's just the first thing that came to my drunk mind. Haha















Quoting jaynesdean:

You watch to much of crank lol


















Quoting 3_girls_86:

Blah blah fucking blah





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Anonymous
by Anonymous 8 on Oct. 20, 2012 at 2:29 AM
Eh, I make mistakes! Isn't that what siblings are for?
3_girls_86
by Ruby Member on Oct. 20, 2012 at 2:31 AM
The one scene that keeps popping in my mind is him fucking a random chick on the street to keep his adrenaline up.

Quoting jaynesdean:

Yeah but he calls it his pumpa haha




Quoting 3_girls_86:

His heart? If so..I've seen that one too.





Quoting jaynesdean:

They steal his pumpa lol








Quoting 3_girls_86:

I might have seen that one too..but I'm not sure... Gonna have to YouTube the videos of them so see.









Quoting jaynesdean:

The second one is cool too.












Quoting 3_girls_86:

From what I remember of it, yes it was. Now it's on the list of movies to watch again. :)













Quoting jaynesdean:

Lol badass movie tho.
















Quoting 3_girls_86:

The movie? I've only seen it once. That's just the first thing that came to my drunk mind. Haha

















Quoting jaynesdean:

You watch to much of crank lol




















Quoting 3_girls_86:

Blah blah fucking blah





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jaynesdean
by on Oct. 20, 2012 at 2:33 AM
She was his gf.


Quoting 3_girls_86:

The one scene that keeps popping in my mind is him fucking a random chick on the street to keep his adrenaline up.



Quoting jaynesdean:

Yeah but he calls it his pumpa haha






Quoting 3_girls_86:

His heart? If so..I've seen that one too.







Quoting jaynesdean:

They steal his pumpa lol










Quoting 3_girls_86:

I might have seen that one too..but I'm not sure... Gonna have to YouTube the videos of them so see.











Quoting jaynesdean:

The second one is cool too.














Quoting 3_girls_86:

From what I remember of it, yes it was. Now it's on the list of movies to watch again. :)















Quoting jaynesdean:

Lol badass movie tho.


















Quoting 3_girls_86:

The movie? I've only seen it once. That's just the first thing that came to my drunk mind. Haha



















Quoting jaynesdean:

You watch to much of crank lol






















Quoting 3_girls_86:

Blah blah fucking blah






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3_girls_86
by Ruby Member on Oct. 20, 2012 at 2:34 AM
Ohhhhh..I got part of it right! Lol

Quoting jaynesdean:

She was his gf.




Quoting 3_girls_86:

The one scene that keeps popping in my mind is him fucking a random chick on the street to keep his adrenaline up.





Quoting jaynesdean:

Yeah but he calls it his pumpa haha








Quoting 3_girls_86:

His heart? If so..I've seen that one too.









Quoting jaynesdean:

They steal his pumpa lol












Quoting 3_girls_86:

I might have seen that one too..but I'm not sure... Gonna have to YouTube the videos of them so see.













Quoting jaynesdean:

The second one is cool too.
















Quoting 3_girls_86:

From what I remember of it, yes it was. Now it's on the list of movies to watch again. :)

















Quoting jaynesdean:

Lol badass movie tho.




















Quoting 3_girls_86:

The movie? I've only seen it once. That's just the first thing that came to my drunk mind. Haha





















Quoting jaynesdean:

You watch to much of crank lol
























Quoting 3_girls_86:

Blah blah fucking blah






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hollydaze1974
by on Oct. 20, 2012 at 2:39 AM
sick children trumps a clean house, so yes because your priorities are in order.

Quoting 3_girls_86:

I have some more..but I don't like it. And it's my husbands haha. I do have a sick kid! They've all been sick this week and I just want a damn break! But I don't get one. And my house is a freaking disaster..does that make me even more perfect?



Quoting hollydaze1974:

ah hah! perfect mothers never run out of alcohol or xanax ! Off to bed with you, now.....one of your kids will have a screaming, shrieking nitemare in two hours and will be inconsolable...better sleep while you can, so you can be more perfect tomorrow! :)





Quoting 3_girls_86:

I was trying to get drunk. But ran out of alcohol. :((((







Quoting hollydaze1974:

still have anxiety induced insomnia like the rest of us, huh? ;p
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3_girls_86
by Ruby Member on Oct. 20, 2012 at 2:43 AM
Yayy!! It's really bugging me tho. I hate it when my house gets like this.

Quoting hollydaze1974:

sick children trumps a clean house, so yes because your priorities are in order.



Quoting 3_girls_86:

I have some more..but I don't like it. And it's my husbands haha. I do have a sick kid! They've all been sick this week and I just want a damn break! But I don't get one. And my house is a freaking disaster..does that make me even more perfect?





Quoting hollydaze1974:

ah hah! perfect mothers never run out of alcohol or xanax ! Off to bed with you, now.....one of your kids will have a screaming, shrieking nitemare in two hours and will be inconsolable...better sleep while you can, so you can be more perfect tomorrow! :)







Quoting 3_girls_86:

I was trying to get drunk. But ran out of alcohol. :((((









Quoting hollydaze1974:

still have anxiety induced insomnia like the rest of us, huh? ;p
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