I'm better than you!
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I'm the perfect mom! come on! fight me!
Posted by Anonymous on Oct. 20, 2012 at 1:25 AM
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on Oct. 20, 2012 at 2:26 AM
I have some more..but I don't like it. And it's my husbands haha. I do have a sick kid! They've all been sick this week and I just want a damn break! But I don't get one. And my house is a freaking disaster..does that make me even more perfect?
Quoting hollydaze1974:
ah hah! perfect mothers never run out of alcohol or xanax ! Off to bed with you, now.....one of your kids will have a screaming, shrieking nitemare in two hours and will be inconsolable...better sleep while you can, so you can be more perfect tomorrow! :)
Quoting 3_girls_86:
I was trying to get drunk. But ran out of alcohol. :((((
Quoting hollydaze1974:
still have anxiety induced insomnia like the rest of us, huh? ;p
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on Oct. 20, 2012 at 2:27 AM
His heart? If so..I've seen that one too.
Quoting jaynesdean:
They steal his pumpa lol
Quoting 3_girls_86:
I might have seen that one too..but I'm not sure... Gonna have to YouTube the videos of them so see.
Quoting jaynesdean:
The second one is cool too.
Quoting 3_girls_86:
From what I remember of it, yes it was. Now it's on the list of movies to watch again. :)
Quoting jaynesdean:
Lol badass movie tho.
Quoting 3_girls_86:
The movie? I've only seen it once. That's just the first thing that came to my drunk mind. Haha
Quoting jaynesdean:
You watch to much of crank lol
Quoting 3_girls_86:
Blah blah fucking blah
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on Oct. 20, 2012 at 2:29 AM
Yeah but he calls it his pumpa haha
Quoting 3_girls_86:
His heart? If so..I've seen that one too.
Quoting jaynesdean:
They steal his pumpa lol
Quoting 3_girls_86:
I might have seen that one too..but I'm not sure... Gonna have to YouTube the videos of them so see.
Quoting jaynesdean:
The second one is cool too.
Quoting 3_girls_86:
From what I remember of it, yes it was. Now it's on the list of movies to watch again. :)
Quoting jaynesdean:
Lol badass movie tho.
Quoting 3_girls_86:
The movie? I've only seen it once. That's just the first thing that came to my drunk mind. Haha
Quoting jaynesdean:
You watch to much of crank lol
Quoting 3_girls_86:
Blah blah fucking blah
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on Oct. 20, 2012 at 2:31 AM
The one scene that keeps popping in my mind is him fucking a random chick on the street to keep his adrenaline up.
Quoting jaynesdean:
Yeah but he calls it his pumpa haha
Quoting 3_girls_86:
His heart? If so..I've seen that one too.
Quoting jaynesdean:
They steal his pumpa lol
Quoting 3_girls_86:
I might have seen that one too..but I'm not sure... Gonna have to YouTube the videos of them so see.
Quoting jaynesdean:
The second one is cool too.
Quoting 3_girls_86:
From what I remember of it, yes it was. Now it's on the list of movies to watch again. :)
Quoting jaynesdean:
Lol badass movie tho.
Quoting 3_girls_86:
The movie? I've only seen it once. That's just the first thing that came to my drunk mind. Haha
Quoting jaynesdean:
You watch to much of crank lol
Quoting 3_girls_86:
Blah blah fucking blah
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on Oct. 20, 2012 at 2:33 AM
She was his gf.
Quoting 3_girls_86:
The one scene that keeps popping in my mind is him fucking a random chick on the street to keep his adrenaline up.
Quoting jaynesdean:
Yeah but he calls it his pumpa haha
Quoting 3_girls_86:
His heart? If so..I've seen that one too.
Quoting jaynesdean:
They steal his pumpa lol
Quoting 3_girls_86:
I might have seen that one too..but I'm not sure... Gonna have to YouTube the videos of them so see.
Quoting jaynesdean:
The second one is cool too.
Quoting 3_girls_86:
From what I remember of it, yes it was. Now it's on the list of movies to watch again. :)
Quoting jaynesdean:
Lol badass movie tho.
Quoting 3_girls_86:
The movie? I've only seen it once. That's just the first thing that came to my drunk mind. Haha
Quoting jaynesdean:
You watch to much of crank lol
Quoting 3_girls_86:
Blah blah fucking blah
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on Oct. 20, 2012 at 2:34 AM
Ohhhhh..I got part of it right! Lol
Quoting jaynesdean:
She was his gf.
Quoting 3_girls_86:
The one scene that keeps popping in my mind is him fucking a random chick on the street to keep his adrenaline up.
Quoting jaynesdean:
Yeah but he calls it his pumpa haha
Quoting 3_girls_86:
His heart? If so..I've seen that one too.
Quoting jaynesdean:
They steal his pumpa lol
Quoting 3_girls_86:
I might have seen that one too..but I'm not sure... Gonna have to YouTube the videos of them so see.
Quoting jaynesdean:
The second one is cool too.
Quoting 3_girls_86:
From what I remember of it, yes it was. Now it's on the list of movies to watch again. :)
Quoting jaynesdean:
Lol badass movie tho.
Quoting 3_girls_86:
The movie? I've only seen it once. That's just the first thing that came to my drunk mind. Haha
Quoting jaynesdean:
You watch to much of crank lol
Quoting 3_girls_86:
Blah blah fucking blah
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on Oct. 20, 2012 at 2:39 AM
sick children trumps a clean house, so yes because your priorities are in order.
Quoting 3_girls_86:
I have some more..but I don't like it. And it's my husbands haha. I do have a sick kid! They've all been sick this week and I just want a damn break! But I don't get one. And my house is a freaking disaster..does that make me even more perfect?
Quoting hollydaze1974:
ah hah! perfect mothers never run out of alcohol or xanax ! Off to bed with you, now.....one of your kids will have a screaming, shrieking nitemare in two hours and will be inconsolable...better sleep while you can, so you can be more perfect tomorrow! :)
Quoting 3_girls_86:
I was trying to get drunk. But ran out of alcohol. :((((
Quoting hollydaze1974:
still have anxiety induced insomnia like the rest of us, huh? ;p
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on Oct. 20, 2012 at 2:43 AM
Yayy!! It's really bugging me tho. I hate it when my house gets like this.
Quoting hollydaze1974:
sick children trumps a clean house, so yes because your priorities are in order.
Quoting 3_girls_86:
I have some more..but I don't like it. And it's my husbands haha. I do have a sick kid! They've all been sick this week and I just want a damn break! But I don't get one. And my house is a freaking disaster..does that make me even more perfect?
Quoting hollydaze1974:
ah hah! perfect mothers never run out of alcohol or xanax ! Off to bed with you, now.....one of your kids will have a screaming, shrieking nitemare in two hours and will be inconsolable...better sleep while you can, so you can be more perfect tomorrow! :)
Quoting 3_girls_86:
I was trying to get drunk. But ran out of alcohol. :((((
Quoting hollydaze1974:
still have anxiety induced insomnia like the rest of us, huh? ;p
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