I am the perfect mom UPDATE for all you negative nellies
I really am I think. It is my job to be a mother and I give nothing less than 110%. I breastfeed, we start homeschooling at three, we do crafts and go on outings all the time. I never raise my voice at my kids and really there is no need. All four of them are so well behaved, all of my friends are jealous. They've told me on numerous occasions and I tell them nothing gives me more pleasure than doing all I can for my kids. I think my children realize this and respond by behaving well. My house is always immaculate. I am always up and dressed, I hate looking like a slob. My husband is so lucky to have a wife who does everything for him. I think if everyone gave to their families like I do, the world would be a better place.
I just successfully trolled your asses. ;)
I am faaaar from perfect and don't even have four kids.
And I give great blow jobs.