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Oh me...please dont bash

Anonymous
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This has been such a difficult time for me. I've had some severe health issues recently. I've finally met with the surgeon and it looks like a date has been set to correct the problem. Please don't judge me for my story, but I'm hoping a few of you will be able to relate. I don't blame my husband for this, I love him, and the bible does say to honor, obey & submit. I am a god fearing woman just as any good wife should be. He always has been a bit adventurous tho, so when he brought home the "artillery shell", I admit, I was nervous. We had some drinks and he told me to relax. It was rough at first, but I finally got to where I could get into in. Just as I was beginning to enjoy our new toy, boom!! Blown out o-ring :((( It all happened so fast my husband didn't know what hit him!! I told him not to worry and that I was fine and we should finish, but he insisted on taking me to the er. It wasn't until then I realized how severe it was. I've been in diapers for almost two weeks now because I just can't control myself. I have been prescribed meds to help with the pain, but our love life has taken a severe hit over this, its like he's afraid to go down below now. It's really not his fault, I really should have just tried harder to relax. Anyways, the rectal prolapse repair surgery is scheduled for Monday morning, but I'm always soo afraid of going under the knife. Please pray everything goes well for me and recovery will be speedy. If any one else has similar stories they could share just to encourage me a little, I sure would appreciate it!! I could use the kind words and well wishes, thanks!

Posted by Anonymous on Nov. 4, 2012 at 10:02 PM
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raegansmom
by Gold Member on Nov. 4, 2012 at 10:21 PM
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Well isn't that a shot in the ass...
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momof2little1s
by Silver Member on Nov. 4, 2012 at 10:22 PM
It is not a real atrillery shell ..., it is a type of butt plug.

Quoting CrimsonRadiance:

artillery shell? Really? It would have done much more damage (like blowing you up)... Sorry.. I just can't believe it.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 4, 2012 at 10:22 PM
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PS do you think God kringes at the word god fearing and obey your husband.. cause my God is loving and you shouldn't feel guilted into letting your husband destroy you ass.. just sayin .. good luck
MyDragonFlies11
by Bronze Member on Nov. 4, 2012 at 10:23 PM
This is the info that would have helped us all understand this post


Quoting momof2little1s:

It is not a real atrillery shell ..., it is a type of butt plug.



Quoting CrimsonRadiance:

artillery shell? Really? It would have done much more damage (like blowing you up)... Sorry.. I just can't believe it.

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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 4, 2012 at 10:24 PM
A rectal prolapse is when the lining of the rectum comes outside the body. The artillery shell she refers to is most likely a butt plug used to loosen her up before anal sex. If this is not a troll post, good luck and speedy healing to the OP.
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 4, 2012 at 10:24 PM
Bahahahaha

Quoting raegansmom:

Well isn't that a shot in the ass...
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 4, 2012 at 10:26 PM
I've read this exact story before. Like a year ago at least.
Eh, maybe it happened to more than one person.
Good luck either way...
LivysMama
by Silver Member on Nov. 4, 2012 at 10:26 PM

Holy fuck.

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 4, 2012 at 10:26 PM
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I think so. I don't believe God wants us to fear him, or our SOs.

Quoting Anonymous:

PS do you think God kringes at the word god fearing and obey your husband.. cause my God is loving and you shouldn't feel guilted into letting your husband destroy you ass.. just sayin .. good luck
.betty.white.
by Platinum Member on Nov. 4, 2012 at 10:27 PM

Did he fire a gun up your butt?  Because thats what it sounds like...  Yikes....

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