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Since you like people looking at your nips and sexually harassing you



I decided to create a post of cheesy pick up lines just for you.







Ahem*clears throat*







Are those space pants?



Cause yo ass is out of this world.







Is that a mirror in your pocket?



Cause I can see myself in your pants.







I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.













HAHAHA MY POST HAS BEEN RETURNED BY THE CM GODDESSES! I'm flippin awesome.
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by on Nov. 7, 2012 at 6:53 PM
Replies (31-40):
MJNMADDYSMOMMY
by on Nov. 7, 2012 at 7:05 PM
Wiggle wiggle wiggle ya :-)

Quoting singlemom1208:

I'm sexy and I know it



Quoting MJNMADDYSMOMMY:

Lmao You go girl 1208 Wooh hoo!!
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H.E.Smama
by on Nov. 7, 2012 at 7:06 PM
Nice shoes................ Wanna fuck?
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singlemom1208
by on Nov. 7, 2012 at 7:07 PM
Pretty strait to the point. Lol

Quoting H.E.Smama:

Nice shoes................ Wanna fuck?
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ColtsFan1912
by FriendoftheFoot on Nov. 7, 2012 at 7:08 PM
1 mom liked this

H.E.Smama
by on Nov. 7, 2012 at 7:08 PM
You ate lucky charms this morning huh?!

Because baby your magically delicious!!
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mlg1989
by ZombieMegg on Nov. 7, 2012 at 7:09 PM
1 mom liked this
*immediantly closes legs*
Ouch!!


Quoting H.E.Smama:

*wiggles one finger in the come hither fashion*



See how fast i made you come with one finger? Imagine if i used all five ;-)

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H.E.Smama
by on Nov. 7, 2012 at 7:09 PM
Its my favorite! Lol i love pickup lines, i use em at work all the time to stay entertained!


Quoting singlemom1208:

Pretty strait to the point. Lol



Quoting H.E.Smama:

Nice shoes................ Wanna fuck?

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Anonymous
by Anonymous 5 on Nov. 7, 2012 at 7:10 PM
Is your dad a baker....


Cause you got nice buns ;)


Baby if I could re arrange the alphabet id put U & I together ;)
mlg1989
by ZombieMegg on Nov. 9, 2012 at 3:06 PM
Wheee my post is back!
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singlemom1208
by on Nov. 9, 2012 at 6:22 PM

Let's bump this bitch

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