Join the Meeting Place for Moms!

Talk to other moms, share advice, and have fun!

Email:

Password:

(minimum 6 characters)

Screen Name:

Birth Date:

Send me email updates about messages I've received on the site and the latest news from The CafeMom Team.
By signing up, you certify that you are female and accept the Terms of Service and have read the Privacy Policy.

Mom Confessions

Mom Confessions > See Active Posts - Let's Talk!

Martha - You Must Come To ME! Now!

Posted by Anonymous

54 Replies

I just want to talk. I know you think I made your kid gay, but I want you to know I didn't. I don't... Dabble in matters of the heart.

HOWEVER. I would like to make a deal with you.

I will get her to stop sending you chocolate milk and such for one kiss. Do you have a deal?

Posted by Anonymous on Nov. 10, 2012 at 2:01 AM

Add your quick reply below:

You must be a member to reply to this post.

Join CafeMom

Replies:

1-10 of 54 replies

12 3 4 5 next last

AF2011

Platinum Member on Nov. 10, 2012 at 2:04 AM

I am Martha!

by Anonymous on Nov. 10, 2012 at 2:05 AM

5 moms liked this

I'm going to sing my song again:

One, two Martha's coming for you. Three, four better lock your door. Five, six grab your crusafix. Seven, eight gonna stay up late. Nine, ten never sleep again!