I work at a gas station, and I have seen pretty much everything, and heard pretty much everything. Tonight, though, was the first time I have ever saw what I did. Here's what happened.
A girl comes in ( obviously strung out on who knows what ).
Me: Hi mam.
Her: * trying to reach thru the GLASS window we have where we keep the cigars and cigarrillos *
Me: mam, can I help you with something? * wondering Wtf she's trying to do *
Her: yeah I'm trying to get a shell, but this glass is in the way!!!! Can you, like, move it? Or raise it up? I want to get that blueberry shell!
Me: * trying my hardest to not bust out laughing * mam, the glass doesn't move.
Her: how am I going to get my shell then?!
Me: I can get it for you. How many do you need?
Her: one. * keeps hitting her hand on the glass repeatedly *
Me: allright. Its gonna be .65 cents total. * reaches behind the glass and gets the shell *
Her: * with an amazed look on her face * how did you do that?! You reached thru the glass!!!
Me: * gets money and puts it in the register * mam, its open behind here. We have the glass just in the front and sides.
Her: oh. Okay. * gets the shell, and leaves *
I couldn't stop laughing! She just kept on and on hitting the glass with her hand the WHOLE FREAKING TIME!!!!! I mean the whole conversation she just kept poking the glass, apparently expecting it to do some Harry Potter shit and disappear! I have NEVER seen that before in the almost 7 years I have been working where I do.
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on Nov. 11, 2012 at 1:21 AM