I work at a gas station, and I have seen pretty much everything, and heard pretty much everything. Tonight, though, was the first time I have ever saw what I did. Here's what happened.
A girl comes in ( obviously strung out on who knows what ).
Me: Hi mam.
Her: * trying to reach thru the GLASS window we have where we keep the cigars and cigarrillos *
Me: mam, can I help you with something? * wondering Wtf she's trying to do *
Her: yeah I'm trying to get a shell, but this glass is in the way!!!! Can you, like, move it? Or raise it up? I want to get that blueberry shell!
Me: * trying my hardest to not bust out laughing * mam, the glass doesn't move.
Her: how am I going to get my shell then?!
Me: I can get it for you. How many do you need?
Her: one. * keeps hitting her hand on the glass repeatedly *
Me: allright. Its gonna be .65 cents total. * reaches behind the glass and gets the shell *
Her: * with an amazed look on her face * how did you do that?! You reached thru the glass!!!
Me: * gets money and puts it in the register * mam, its open behind here. We have the glass just in the front and sides.
Her: oh. Okay. * gets the shell, and leaves *
I couldn't stop laughing! She just kept on and on hitting the glass with her hand the WHOLE FREAKING TIME!!!!! I mean the whole conversation she just kept poking the glass, apparently expecting it to do some Harry Potter shit and disappear! I have NEVER seen that before in the almost 7 years I have been working where I do.
If you have seen some crazy shit that made you go WTF, post it here.
A girl comes in ( obviously strung out on who knows what ).
Me: Hi mam.
Her: * trying to reach thru the GLASS window we have where we keep the cigars and cigarrillos *
Me: mam, can I help you with something? * wondering Wtf she's trying to do *
Her: yeah I'm trying to get a shell, but this glass is in the way!!!! Can you, like, move it? Or raise it up? I want to get that blueberry shell!
Me: * trying my hardest to not bust out laughing * mam, the glass doesn't move.
Her: how am I going to get my shell then?!
Me: I can get it for you. How many do you need?
Her: one. * keeps hitting her hand on the glass repeatedly *
Me: allright. Its gonna be .65 cents total. * reaches behind the glass and gets the shell *
Her: * with an amazed look on her face * how did you do that?! You reached thru the glass!!!
Me: * gets money and puts it in the register * mam, its open behind here. We have the glass just in the front and sides.
Her: oh. Okay. * gets the shell, and leaves *
I couldn't stop laughing! She just kept on and on hitting the glass with her hand the WHOLE FREAKING TIME!!!!! I mean the whole conversation she just kept poking the glass, apparently expecting it to do some Harry Potter shit and disappear! I have NEVER seen that before in the almost 7 years I have been working where I do.
If you have seen some crazy shit that made you go WTF, post it here.
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on Nov. 11, 2012 at 1:24 AM
I got nothing off the top of my head but that's funny. Bump
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Ok, so I'm buying a pop at a C-store with an attached laundry mat, a college girl comes up with some S.O.S. pads. She says 'How much of this do I put in the washer?' The cashier and I cracked up. I got her some Tide and we sent her on her way. I still wonder which is sadder, that she had never washed clothes or never done any dishes.
Another time, I'm at work, and a young guy comes up with a box of condoms and some huge size D batteries. Honestly, after a couple months you don't even notice what people are buying, but he was nervous, and spouted out, "It's not what you think, those batteries are for my cat!!" I just kept a straight face until he left, and then I rolled!
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on Nov. 11, 2012 at 1:42 AM
Its a term for a cigarrillo. People who smoke pot use them to put the weed in. They split it down the middle, pull the tobacco out, put the pot in, and roll it back up. Then they smoke it.
Quoting AmandaMaeBell:I feel stupid, but what's a shell?
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Do you ever get hit on even looking a mess?
Why inflict this silly cosmetic pain on a baby!?!
- maryjmom
on Nov. 11, 2012 at 1:21 AM