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This morning when I woke up in my castle the fairies picked out a beautiful golden dress. Then I jumped onto my flying Pegasus and flew away to the fairy club house. Now I'm sitting here playing cards with a rainbow and glitter shitting unicorn.








Is that better then real life things?


Posted by Anonymous on Nov. 11, 2012 at 11:26 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Nov. 11, 2012 at 11:33 PM
Of course you can :)

Quoting livelaughlov26:

Can I join you? ;)




Quoting Anonymous:

No really! This is my life. I swear!





Quoting livelaughlov26:

Sounds like an acid trip

wolfmother67
by on Nov. 11, 2012 at 11:34 PM
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Visit the puff puff pass post..
We all want wat ur smoking mommas
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CatherineNewton
by on Nov. 11, 2012 at 11:34 PM

hahaha. 

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Nov. 11, 2012 at 11:34 PM
Cool! He can't play cards with us unless he washes his hands first....

Quoting panther79:

 awesome cause i got a poo flinging monkey


Quoting Anonymous:

Sometimes. Other times it smells like cotton candy!


Quoting panther79:


 does the glitter shit smell like roses OP?


 

lovnmy3boys
by Paula on Nov. 11, 2012 at 11:35 PM

I wanted my popcorn lightly buttered...

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Nov. 11, 2012 at 11:35 PM
I can tell them but that doesn't mean they'll listen.

Quoting babylove041810:

Send some my way please!! I just can't seem to catch one on my own.



Quoting Anonymous:

A whole army of them!





Quoting babylove041810:

Lol. Do their happen to be any leprechauns around??
livelaughlov26
by on Nov. 11, 2012 at 11:36 PM
Awesome let's go do a swan dive in the pool of chocolate pudding. Btw my phone just autocorrected that to"chocolate pudding" bahahah!!


Quoting Anonymous:

Of course you can :)



Quoting livelaughlov26:

Can I join you? ;)






Quoting Anonymous:

No really! This is my life. I swear!







Quoting livelaughlov26:

Sounds like an acid trip


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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Nov. 11, 2012 at 11:36 PM
:)

Quoting wolfmother67:



Visit the puff puff pass post..

We all want wat ur smoking mommas
panther79
by Gold Member on Nov. 11, 2012 at 11:37 PM

 ok not a problem. he said he'll even use sanitizer.

Quoting Anonymous:

Cool! He can't play cards with us unless he washes his hands first....

Quoting panther79:

 awesome cause i got a poo flinging monkey


Quoting Anonymous:

Sometimes. Other times it smells like cotton candy!


Quoting panther79:


 does the glitter shit smell like roses OP?


 

 

Grumpylilpixy
by on Nov. 11, 2012 at 11:37 PM
Bahahhahahaha

Quoting livelaughlov26:

Sounds like an acid trip
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