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The peanut butter isn't working

Posted by Anonymous   + Show Post
I have the huggest hemmorroid. It really hurts when I sit, shit, or have anal. My boyfriend rubbed peanut butter on it, but it hasn't helped. I don't have health insurance so I can't go to a doctor. Is there anything else I can do?
Posted by Anonymous on Nov. 12, 2012 at 4:54 PM
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mammabear18
by Gold Member on Nov. 12, 2012 at 5:03 PM
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BlaHaha!! :)

Quoting RLT2:

I hope you don't have a peanut allergy o0

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LCWAmommy
by Ruby Member on Nov. 12, 2012 at 5:03 PM
Preparation h is and it. Hemmroid med and Ewww peanut butter gag!
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Nov. 12, 2012 at 5:03 PM
Whats otc?


Quoting MrsRi:

Are you serious?  If so... Umm.. No more anal, don't put PB on it.  Get some emu oil (great for reducing swelling and inflammation).  Drink plenty of water, no spicy food and use the butt doughnuts to avoid irritating it.  Also WalGreens has some great OTC stuff that can work wonders for them.


Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Nov. 12, 2012 at 5:04 PM
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Don't just poke it, pop it. Pop it real good. Also, to alleviate some of the internal swelling, try to pop it from inside your booty hole. Squeeze the fuck out of it. I can't describe what's inside of it. That's your own magic waiting to happen. Last time I did it though, i found car keys. And a missing puppy.

Quoting Anonymous:

Are you serious?! Seriously!? Poke it? What's in there?




Quoting Anonymous:

Take a needle. Sanitize it well! Grab a roll of paper towels. You're going to need them. Stand with your back to a full length mirror, bend far far over. Grab your needle and pop that pesky little fucker.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Nov. 12, 2012 at 5:04 PM
Oh we don't have that here.


Quoting Aamy:

Drug store. 

Quoting Anonymous:

Where do I find that?





Quoting Aamy:

I have heard Bengay works on them.





kymom23
by Platinum Member on Nov. 12, 2012 at 5:04 PM
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Yeah Icyhot is actually the best. You will never have hemrroids again.......

Quoting Aamy:

Or try Icyhot !! 

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Anonymous
by Anonymous 8 on Nov. 12, 2012 at 5:05 PM

these are so dumb, do you people seriously have no real life...

gypsy_rose
by Kandy on Nov. 12, 2012 at 5:05 PM

Errrmmmm you can get cream with no perscription....also a sitz bath....WTH with peanutbutter?

Anonymous
by Anonymous 9 on Nov. 12, 2012 at 5:05 PM
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The peanut butter MUST be put on bread before you put it on your hemorroid. It absorbs your anal juices faster.

1stpreggers
by on Nov. 12, 2012 at 5:05 PM
Lmao!

Quoting crescentstar2:

Try jelly
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