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The peanut butter isn't working

Posted by Anonymous   + Show Post
I have the huggest hemmorroid. It really hurts when I sit, shit, or have anal. My boyfriend rubbed peanut butter on it, but it hasn't helped. I don't have health insurance so I can't go to a doctor. Is there anything else I can do?
Posted by Anonymous on Nov. 12, 2012 at 4:54 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 12, 2012 at 4:58 PM
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OMG EWWWW. Really who said to try peanut butter ?? You need Tucks medicated pad**gag** omg peanut butter and butt smell **gag**

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 12, 2012 at 4:59 PM
You should push it back in
RLT2
by on Nov. 12, 2012 at 4:59 PM

I hope you don't have a peanut allergy o0

paknari
by on Nov. 12, 2012 at 4:59 PM
Witch hazel. But you may not want to have anal sex. That will irritate it every time.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 12, 2012 at 4:59 PM
Are you serious?! Seriously!? Poke it? What's in there?


Quoting Anonymous:

Take a needle. Sanitize it well! Grab a roll of paper towels. You're going to need them. Stand with your back to a full length mirror, bend far far over. Grab your needle and pop that pesky little fucker.

New.OrleansLady
by Platinum Member on Nov. 12, 2012 at 4:59 PM
Lol don't forget the jelly someone told her to try!


Quoting Anonymous:

OMG EWWWW. Really who said to try peanut butter ?? You need Tucks medicated pad**gag** omg peanut butter and butt smell **gag**


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Nothonnadoit
by Bronze Member on Nov. 12, 2012 at 4:59 PM
Can you duct tape it in?
Aamy
by Ruby Member on Nov. 12, 2012 at 5:00 PM

I have heard Bengay works on them.

nataliesmom2012
by on Nov. 12, 2012 at 5:00 PM
3 moms liked this

You just made my butthole pucker.

Quoting Anonymous:

Take a needle. Sanitize it well! Grab a roll of paper towels. You're going to need them. Stand with your back to a full length mirror, bend far far over. Grab your needle and pop that pesky little fucker.


Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 12, 2012 at 5:00 PM
Call your dog into the room to cleaning up.
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