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The peanut butter isn't working

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I have the huggest hemmorroid. It really hurts when I sit, shit, or have anal. My boyfriend rubbed peanut butter on it, but it hasn't helped. I don't have health insurance so I can't go to a doctor. Is there anything else I can do?
Posted by Anonymous on Nov. 12, 2012 at 4:54 PM
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kymom23
by Platinum Member on Nov. 12, 2012 at 5:06 PM
Walmart or Dollar General? They have it there too.

Quoting Anonymous:

Oh we don't have that here.




Quoting Aamy:

Drug store. 

Quoting Anonymous:

Where do I find that?








Quoting Aamy:

I have heard Bengay works on them.






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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 12, 2012 at 5:06 PM
That's what I saw going to say. Tucks pads. Not PB. Who the hell would actually puts that on their butt? Seriously op? What, are you waiting for a dog to lick it off too?

Quoting Anonymous:

OMG EWWWW. Really who said to try peanut butter ?? You need Tucks medicated pad**gag** omg peanut butter and butt smell **gag**

MrsRi
by on Nov. 12, 2012 at 5:07 PM

Over the Counter - meaning you don't need a prescription.  Also go talk to someone at their take care clinic, they might have better options for you.


Also here's a link to some helpful tips/tricks:

http://ezinearticles.com/?Hemorrhoid-Causes,-Pain-and-Medication&id=1455870

Quoting Anonymous:

Whats otc?


Quoting MrsRi:

Are you serious?  If so... Umm.. No more anal, don't put PB on it.  Get some emu oil (great for reducing swelling and inflammation).  Drink plenty of water, no spicy food and use the butt doughnuts to avoid irritating it.  Also WalGreens has some great OTC stuff that can work wonders for them.



Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Nov. 12, 2012 at 5:07 PM
Where do I get that at? Whats a sitz bath?


Quoting gypsy_rose:

Errrmmmm you can get cream with no perscription....also a sitz bath....WTH with peanutbutter?


Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 12, 2012 at 5:07 PM
I am right there with you,
I was thinking mouse traps :/


Quoting katiehopson:

I was totally expecting a post about gum stuck in hair... How naive...


Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 12, 2012 at 5:08 PM
My poor honey whole just shrivelled up and went inside... I no longer have a pucker. Lord never let me have a hemeroid ever ever ever.


Quoting Anonymous:

Don't just poke it, pop it. Pop it real good. Also, to alleviate some of the internal swelling, try to pop it from inside your booty hole. Squeeze the fuck out of it. I can't describe what's inside of it. That's your own magic waiting to happen. Last time I did it though, i found car keys. And a missing puppy.



Quoting Anonymous:

Are you serious?! Seriously!? Poke it? What's in there?






Quoting Anonymous:

Take a needle. Sanitize it well! Grab a roll of paper towels. You're going to need them. Stand with your back to a full length mirror, bend far far over. Grab your needle and pop that pesky little fucker.


Aamy
by Ruby Member on Nov. 12, 2012 at 5:08 PM

Im sure you have a walmart, k mart, any grocery store, cvs, Walgreen's, rite aid ....... its cheap and any local shop will sell it. 

Quoting Anonymous:

Oh we don't have that here.


Quoting Aamy:

Drug store. 

Quoting Anonymous:

Where do I find that?





Quoting Aamy:

I have heard Bengay works on them.








Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Nov. 12, 2012 at 5:08 PM
We have those. I didn't know they sold medicine.


Quoting kymom23:

Walmart or Dollar General? They have it there too.



Quoting Anonymous:

Oh we don't have that here.






Quoting Aamy:

Drug store. 

Quoting Anonymous:

Where do I find that?











Quoting Aamy:

I have heard Bengay works on them.








Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 12, 2012 at 5:08 PM
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Man--no wonder my hemmorhoids havent gone away! I'll totally been trying ALL the wrong things! And I've had peanut butter, jelly, windex, AND duct tape on hand all this time!!!!

kymom23
by Platinum Member on Nov. 12, 2012 at 5:09 PM
Yup just go in and tell an employee what you are looking for. They'll lead you in the right direction. Be sure to keep us updated on how that works for ya.

Quoting Anonymous:

We have those. I didn't know they sold medicine.




Quoting kymom23:

Walmart or Dollar General? They have it there too.





Quoting Anonymous:

Oh we don't have that here.








Quoting Aamy:

Drug store. 

Quoting Anonymous:

Where do I find that?














Quoting Aamy:

I have heard Bengay works on them.









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