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If someone broke into your house right now...

Anonymous
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What would be the first thought that went through their obviously small brain??

For me, it would be "Oh shit, this crazy bitch has a gun. A big gun. And she really needs to vacuum. "

Posted by Anonymous on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:01 PM
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Lady_In_Ink
by on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:01 PM
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"Um, that's a big Pit Bull."
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kattu
by on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:02 PM
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"Get this dog off my face, that's a big gun, cute curtains"
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missamanda86
by on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:02 PM
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'Um I think I'll go somewhere else, thats alot of kids. And she needs to fold laundry' LMFAO

Hannahluvsdogs
by Ruby Member on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:02 PM

Probably "Oh shit, 2 big dogs are barking at me"

DevinAnnesmom
by Sarah on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:02 PM
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"I don't want this crap!! I'm going somewhere else." Lol
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SuperPickle
by Gold Member on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:02 PM
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My baseball bat.

sweetmissy_05
by Gold Member on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:02 PM

Oh crap what a big dog he's going after me.....yes we have a 120 lb great pyrenees/lab who is someone was breaking in he'd kick some ass.

bleedhairspray
by on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:03 PM
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'why is everyone in this house naked?'

proudmommy35
by Ruby Member on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:03 PM
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"That is a big ass dog.....hey, are you making cookies?  It smells so good in here".

TinDoll
by on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:03 PM

LOL This. And that my dog is going to eat his face.

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What would be the first thought that went through their obviously small brain??

For me, it would be "Oh shit, this crazy bitch has a gun. A big gun. And she really needs to vacuum. "




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