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If someone broke into your house right now...

Posted by Anonymous   + Show Post

What would be the first thought that went through their obviously small brain??

For me, it would be "Oh shit, this crazy bitch has a gun. A big gun. And she really needs to vacuum. "

Posted by Anonymous on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:01 PM
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Homeschoolmom99
by Silver Member on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:03 PM

And wow she can really hold that gun

Quoting DevinAnnesmom:

"I don't want this crap!! I'm going somewhere else." Lol


jas_momof2
by Platinum Member on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:03 PM
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"That's gonna hurt," he thought as he stared at the crossbow aimed at his head...

Jennyanne322
by Platinum Member on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:03 PM
They would probably think how cold it is in the house. My basement was flooded and my boiler broke from flood waters. It hasn't been replaced yet.
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ARmomOf3
by on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:03 PM

They would trip over the baby toys strewn all over the living room and then meet my boxer/shepherd mix and then trip over the baby gate trying to run from her...my house isn't worth it lol.

AleaKat
by on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:03 PM
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Why is that attractive housewife holding that baseball bat?! Lol
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:03 PM
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"these dogs are fucking crazy. Retreat retreat!!!"
edelweiss23
by on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:03 PM
" oh shit, she's got a pistol pointed at my dick"
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Perfect.Pixie
by Gold Member on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:04 PM
They would probably think we were tech geeks and they hit the jackpot
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nacholibre
by on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:04 PM

"Ow!! for such a tiny person, this chick can really pack a punch!!"

bedtimehereyet
by on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:04 PM
Stomach bug hell.
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