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If someone broke into your house right now...

Posted by Anonymous   + Show Post

What would be the first thought that went through their obviously small brain??

For me, it would be "Oh shit, this crazy bitch has a gun. A big gun. And she really needs to vacuum. "

Posted by Anonymous on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:01 PM
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MomandWife6
by on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:04 PM
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if he went upstairs into the playroom it would be "omg the toys puked on the floor RUN FOR YOUR LIFE", if he came into the kitchen it would be "damn needs to get some dishes done up in here" and when he saw me it would be "run for it this is a big tittied bitch that needs to put a bra on" hehehehehe

NoahandEliza
by on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:04 PM
"No wonder her doors aren't locked. There's nothing worth taking!"
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dbrown1989
by Gold Member on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:04 PM

They'd probably think..."how can I get this big ass tv out of here" and then once they look in the kitchen they'd think "oh shit...that's a pitbull" hopefully followed by a "welp, better get outta here then"

angelachristine
by Platinum Member on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:04 PM

Were they already robbed? I have been sick and my place is a wreck right now. lol

jbirdsladie27
by on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:04 PM
Oh crap... She's effin' HOME!!
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:04 PM

"Fuck! I never thought being shot would hurt this much!"

wilesmomma
by Gold Member on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:05 PM
Where's my head?
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Stephd710
by Ruby Member on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:05 PM

Well if I was home....their first thought would be "Shiiiiiiittttt!!  Big ass mean dog!" and then "Omg I have a gun in my face!"  

graciesnycmama
by Platinum Member on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:05 PM
Crazy Bitch at this house ... I'm outta here.
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iheartmycinco
by Bronze Member on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:05 PM
Damn this crazy bitch has one big pit, multiple guns, that's too many kids, and she needs to dust. Lol.
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