If someone broke into your house right now...

[Anonymous]

What would be the first thought that went through their obviously small brain??

For me, it would be "Oh shit, this crazy bitch has a gun. A big gun. And she really needs to vacuum. "

[MomandWife6]

if he went upstairs into the playroom it would be "omg the toys puked on the floor RUN FOR YOUR LIFE", if he came into the kitchen it would be "damn needs to get some dishes done up in here" and when he saw me it would be "run for it this is a big tittied bitch that needs to put a bra on" hehehehehe

[NoahandEliza]

"No wonder her doors aren't locked. There's nothing worth taking!"

[dbrown1989]

They'd probably think..."how can I get this big ass tv out of here" and then once they look in the kitchen they'd think "oh shit...that's a pitbull" hopefully followed by a "welp, better get outta here then"

[angelachristine]

Were they already robbed? I have been sick and my place is a wreck right now. lol

[jbirdsladie27]

Oh crap... She's effin' HOME!!

[Anonymous]

"Fuck! I never thought being shot would hurt this much!"

[wilesmomma]

Where's my head?

[Stephd710]

Well if I was home....their first thought would be "Shiiiiiiittttt!!  Big ass mean dog!" and then "Omg I have a gun in my face!"  

[graciesnycmama]

Crazy Bitch at this house ... I'm outta here.

[iheartmycinco]

Damn this crazy bitch has one big pit, multiple guns, that's too many kids, and she needs to dust. Lol.