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If someone broke into your house right now...

Posted by Anonymous   + Show Post

What would be the first thought that went through their obviously small brain??

For me, it would be "Oh shit, this crazy bitch has a gun. A big gun. And she really needs to vacuum. "

Posted by Anonymous on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:01 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:05 PM
Shit, that's a nice TV!

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:05 PM
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"Oh, Birthday cake!"

Thelmama
by Ruby Member on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:05 PM
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I broke in the wrong house, they don't have anything I want. LOL. I mean we are fine, we don't have trashy stuff but we so don't have the newest technology etc etc.  

maria1613
by on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:05 PM
If anyone broke in here they'd think, "oh these poor people, a toy tornado came and spread toy devistation everywhere in here. Maybe I. Won't take anything, I might step on too many toys and give my self away
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VarelaClan
by Platinum Member on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:06 PM
Lol. My house too. I have 4 kids running around and a pile of to fold laundry on the living room floor.


Quoting missamanda86:

'Um I think I'll go somewhere else, thats alot of kids. And she needs to fold laundry' LMFAO


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mhaney03
by on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:06 PM
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"damn this house is a mess.  was that a gun cock I just heard?  oh sh-"

Sassy01
by on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:06 PM
Holy shit, 2dogs,3 big dudes with guns, aww crap ones a friggin cop!


Lol, a friend of ours is over at my house as is my brother and they are hanging out with dh working on the Bronco's.
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gilbertgrl627
by Gold Member on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:06 PM

It might depend on the room they chose first (which window, I guess), but they wouldn't really have time to think because they'd be tripping over toys and jackets and the recycling bin and dishes in the sink. lol. I've got it all covered. I don't need an alarm system- I have 3 kids and lots of Legos. :-p

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:06 PM
Titties!!!

Because I'd be feeding my son.
anon1986East
by Kali on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:06 PM

It would probably be "What the fuck kind of dog is that?" followed by his/her running for the nearest exit. My dog is the sweetest, biggest baby ever but he's fucking mean looking. LOL.

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