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If someone broke into your house right now...

Posted by Anonymous   + Show Post

What would be the first thought that went through their obviously small brain??

For me, it would be "Oh shit, this crazy bitch has a gun. A big gun. And she really needs to vacuum. "

Posted by Anonymous on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:01 PM
Replies (41-50):
boo1985
by Silver Member on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:06 PM
This fat bitch is gonna blow my head off!!!
kzuehlk
by Platinum Member on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:06 PM
it would be "oh shit, 5 dogs, security system, shot gun.."
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momof3jam
by Platinum Member on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:07 PM

 Holy shit what the hell happened here???

(Our house is in the middle of construction lol)

missamanda86
by Silver Member on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:07 PM

Right now I have 5, Im babysitting for a friend, and I have 2 loads to fold on the couch, and a load of towels sitting in the hall, not to mention a hamper full of clothes to wash

Quoting VarelaClan:

Lol. My house too. I have 4 kids running around and a pile of to fold laundry on the living room floor.


Quoting missamanda86:

'Um I think I'll go somewhere else, thats alot of kids. And she needs to fold laundry' LMFAO



BluePandaDreams
by on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:07 PM
Man this bitch needs to do the dishes and vacuum.
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NunezMom
by on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:07 PM
Wow what a big dog eating my ass, and this bitch has piles and piles of clothes everywhere..
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kaysha
by Ruby Member on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:07 PM
They would laugh. It is noon, we are all in pajamas and we don't have anything worth stealing anyway.
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MrsSamMerlotte
by Gold Member on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:08 PM
3 moms liked this
"oh boobs. Don't you think that kid is too old to nurse? Do you have anything of value in here? Why don't you get off your ass and clean."
Assuming the person who broke in was a cm member of course.
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orcadarwin
by on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:08 PM
1 mom liked this

"OW!  What the hell did I just kick across the room?  Was that a black cat that just streaked out of here?  Oh, shit, I was expecting a gun, not a damn sword.  Where the hell is my hand?"

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 13, 2012 at 2:08 PM

wow this will be easy followed by damn it no matter what i took i couldn't sell it anyway 

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