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My daughter is NOT for sale!

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So this old lady at the grocery store today asked my 3 month old daughter if she was for sale because she'd buy her in a heartbeat. I told my SO about it when I got home and he said, "Yeah she's for sale! A BILLION dollars!" I gave him "the look" and shook my head. He says, "What? You wouldn't trade her for a billion dollars? We can make more!"
I wouldn't do it. Would you?

ETA: LOL you guys! I realize that the woman didn't seriously want to buy my daughter. Also, my SO was being serious (although if the opportunity actually came for some crazy reason, I don't know if he would really do it). I'm just asking a simple question. Do ya want a billion dollars or do you want your baby?
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by on Nov. 14, 2012 at 5:15 PM
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mommysangelface
by Emerald Member on Nov. 14, 2012 at 5:24 PM

i LITERALLY just smacked myself in the forhead. and busted out laughing (and i need a laugh after the hell iove been through)

Quoting Anonymous:


Quoting MSmama_x3:

I meant literally. Excuse me for hitting the space bar in my phone too soon. Jesus freaking christ!

Quoting Anonymous:


Quoting MSmama_x3:

I'm sure he was being literal about it.

You don't know what literal means do you?

Bwahahaha 

OMG you are completely clueless! You meant literally? That's wrong again! Go look up figuratively!! That's the word you should have used!!  


Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 14, 2012 at 5:24 PM


Quoting mommysangelface:

some things are accidents.  lol

Quoting Anonymous:


Quoting mommysangelface:

im glad someone else said it.   i read it 2x's and just shook my head.  lol

Quoting Anonymous:


Quoting MSmama_x3:

I'm sure he was being literal about it.

You don't know what literal means do you?


Lol it's a damn shame that there are so many women here that seem so uneducated:(


Agreed! However, she just quoted me again saying she meant to say literally instead of literal. SMH I just explained to her that the word is figuratively.

mommysangelface
by Emerald Member on Nov. 14, 2012 at 5:25 PM

read again. lol

Quoting MSmama_x3:

Lol like no one ever makes a mistake typing too fast on a phone.



Quoting mommysangelface:

im glad someone else said it.   i read it 2x's and just shook my head.  lol

Quoting Anonymous:


Quoting MSmama_x3:

I'm sure he was being literal about it.

You don't know what literal means do you?



ilovecandy
by Gold Member on Nov. 14, 2012 at 5:25 PM

ive been trying to sell mine. only cute when the yare babies then they start talking and it only gets worse from there. so far i havent had any takers. maybe i should try craigslist

yayay15
by Ruby Member on Nov. 14, 2012 at 5:25 PM
Lol. No.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 14, 2012 at 5:25 PM


Quoting mommysangelface:

i LITERALLY just smacked myself in the forhead. and busted out laughing (and i need a laugh after the hell iove been through)

Quoting Anonymous:


Quoting MSmama_x3:

I meant literally. Excuse me for hitting the space bar in my phone too soon. Jesus freaking christ!

Quoting Anonymous:


Quoting MSmama_x3:

I'm sure he was being literal about it.

You don't know what literal means do you?

Bwahahaha 

OMG you are completely clueless! You meant literally? That's wrong again! Go look up figuratively!! That's the word you should have used!!  


LMAO..

AshleyBDG
by Bronze Member on Nov. 14, 2012 at 5:25 PM
no way. Priceless!! He had to have been teasing right?
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mommysangelface
by Emerald Member on Nov. 14, 2012 at 5:25 PM

i know. i just LITERALLY quoted you. lmao!!!!!!!!!!

Quoting Anonymous:


Quoting mommysangelface:

some things are accidents.  lol

Quoting Anonymous:


Quoting mommysangelface:

im glad someone else said it.   i read it 2x's and just shook my head.  lol

Quoting Anonymous:


Quoting MSmama_x3:

I'm sure he was being literal about it.

You don't know what literal means do you?


Lol it's a damn shame that there are so many women here that seem so uneducated:(


Agreed! However, she just quoted me again saying she meant to say literally instead of literal. SMH I just explained to her that the word is figuratively.


UgtaBkdnMe
by on Nov. 14, 2012 at 5:26 PM

Hopefully he was kidding.

mommysangelface
by Emerald Member on Nov. 14, 2012 at 5:26 PM

all this giggling over a word. omg!

Quoting Anonymous:


Quoting mommysangelface:

i LITERALLY just smacked myself in the forhead. and busted out laughing (and i need a laugh after the hell iove been through)

Quoting Anonymous:


Quoting MSmama_x3:

I meant literally. Excuse me for hitting the space bar in my phone too soon. Jesus freaking christ!

Quoting Anonymous:


Quoting MSmama_x3:

I'm sure he was being literal about it.

You don't know what literal means do you?

Bwahahaha 

OMG you are completely clueless! You meant literally? That's wrong again! Go look up figuratively!! That's the word you should have used!!  


LMAO..


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