I am so humiliated

[Anonymous]

This morning, after my husband left for work, I took a bath.  While in the bathtub, I started feeling kind of horny. I started touching myself, but it just wasn't enough.  I needed something inside of me.  So, I stood up and grabbed a body spray from Bath and Body Works.  The size looked perfect. I laid back in the bathtub and did the do.

Anyway, I forgot about it and left it on the side of the bathtub.  My husband saw it and I guess he instantly had his suspicions.  He asked me why my body spray was on the side of the bathtub.  It caught me so off guard that he could just tell by the look on my face.  He called me a nasty whore and now he is pissed off at me.

[GreenEyePixie]

Tell the hubs to get over it. At least it was a body spray bottle and not another dick.

[atyou]

That's a little overboard.



Nasty skank I could see.....but nasty whore is just mean.

[queencreekmom]

Why would body spray make him suspicious? That seems so weird.

[Ang9403]

Seriously? He got pissed b.c of that?

[Matriarch87]

He is pissed? Weird. That would drive my hubby crazy with lust.

[Snapdragon88]

He called you a nasty whore?? Jerk.

[SnapIt]

Jealous of a spray bottle
Lol

[alwayskk]

Okay. My boyfriend would sleep with that body spray next to him at night.

WTF?

[mstkn.identity]

O_o

He got pissed over that? Is masturbation somethin he dislikes?

[Anonymous]

Double standards. I don't know any guy who doesn't do himself on a regular basis!